iKing: Didn't think you were gonna do ACME Wheel without me, did you? Well stay tuned, cause I have a important announcement to make.

Freddie: Remember to sit as far away as you can from the monitor, and watch with the lights on, or if there's enough sunlight. Or maybe watch it when you're roasting in the sun.

[Showtime!]

Audience: WHEEL...OF....FORTUNE!!!

[Cheers and applause]

Alvin: The famous wheel is spinning your way towards thousands of dollars in cash! 

Brittany: And now from the ACME Studios...

Jeanette: Here's are the stars of ACME Wheel....

Eleanor: JONATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN MANN!!!

[Jon (wearing a hawaiian shirt and shorts) enters HQ]

Jon: YEAH, BABY!!!

Theodore: And...iKing!

[iKing (also wearing a hawaiian shirt and shorts) enters HQ]

iKing: Schoooooooooool's out for summer!

Jon: Yes, iKing. No more pencils. No more schoolbooks. 

Freddie: No more teacher's dirty looks.

Jon: You get that right, Freddie. But before you folks head for the beach, go to an amusement park, or go camping, we got a half hour of puzzles and cash to be given away to one of our three contestants. But before we get to that, we have a special announcement to make.

iKing: For those of you who may not know, I wasn't here last time we're here. I was focusing on family and my career as a comedian. So, I am not going to be back for another season of ACME Wheel. I am leaving the show to focus on family and other projects.

[Audience groans]

Jon: We will miss you, iKing. 

[He, Freddie, and iKing hug]

Jon: Why not you go to your area as we get ready to play the game! Right now, let's meet our last three Cosmo Cats of the season.

[Laughter!]

Jon: Ummm...Make that contestants going to win some dough.  Chipmunks, Chipettes, are you ready?

Chipmunks and Chipettes: Yes, sir!

Jon: Who are today's contesti....!

Alvin: [laughs] This ain't Debt, Jon! Anyway, our first contestant is into auto and diesel mechanics and hopes to be one like his father.

Brittany: From Yonkers, say hello to Dane Ross!

Jeanette: He's into country music and enjoys horseback riding.

Simon: From Old Mill Farms, New Jersey, give a warm welcome to Mick Barnes!

Theodore: She enjoys swimming, ballet, figure skating, and reading poetry.

Eleanor: From Madison, New Jersey, meet Lilly Ervim!

[Applause]

Jon: Contestants, are you ready to play?

Contestants: Yes!

Jon: You know the rules. Let's look at our wheel.



Jon: And here's our first puzzle.

iKing: The category is Occupation.

Freddie: Bikini model. Like Sandra Cheeks, Daphne, Penny, Brooke Burns, Maid Marian, and Babs Bunny. Those chickens look so damn hot when they're in their bikini.

Jon: If I want to take any of these girls or some other chick swimming over the summer, ask her after the show.

[Laughter!]

[_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ 
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: Anyway, never mind about that. Let's play the game. Dane, you've won the fight against crime backstage.

[Laughter!]

Simon: This ain't our side-fics, Jon!

Jon: Make that coin-toss backstage. Dane, you've won it. Lets spin the wheel please!

[Dane spins]

[$75]

Dane: S.

iKing: They're are...

Simon: None.

iKing: What's that?

Alvin: They're none.

iKing: Positive?

Brittany: Positive.

iKing: They're none. Mick, it's your turn.

[$175]

Mick: R.

iKing: You're in luck. We have one.

[_ _ R _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ 
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: $175. Not enough to buy a vowel. Spin again please.

[Mick spins again]

[$50]

Mick: M.

iKing: Oh, mighty Theodore, is there an M?

Theodore: BUZZ!!!

iKing: No. Over to Lilly.

[Lilly spins]

[Lose A Turn]

Jon: Well, not a good start. Back to Dane.

[Dane spins]

[$25]

Dane: L.

iKing: You're in luck. We have one.

[_ _ R _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ L _ _ 
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: $25. Spin again.

[Dane spins again]

[$75]

Dane: T.

iKing: There are tres. That's three in Spanish.

[_ _ R T _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ L _ _ 
_ _ _ _ _ _ T _ _ T]

Jon: Up to $250. You now have enough to buy a vowel.

[Dane spins again]

[$150]

Dane: N.

iKing: Not bad. There's two.

[_ _ R T _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ L _ _ 
_ _ _ _ _ N T _ N T]

Jon: $550.

[Dane spins again]

[$700]

Dane: C.

iKing: There are four of them.

[C _ R T _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ L _ C 
_ C C _ _ N T _ N T]

Jon: You're up to $3,050.

Dane: I like to buy a vowel. An E.

iKing: Not one. But two E's!

[C E R T _ _ _ E _
_ _ _ L _ _ 
_ C C _ _ N T _ N T]

Jon: $2,800.

Dane: Can I also buy an I?

Jon: Two I's.

[C E R T _ _ I E _
_ _ _ L I C 
_ C C _ _ N T _ N T]

Jon: $2,550.

Dane: A as in Alvin.

Alvin: Why thank you, Dane.

iKing: There are two A's.

[C E R T _ _ I E _
_ _ _ L I C 
A C C _ _ N T A N T]

Jon: $2,300.

[Dane spins]

[Free Spin]

iKing: I see some cardboard in your future. Shiny cardboard.

Jon: [hands Dane a Free Spin card] Here's your Free Spin. In any event you lose your turn by either method, you get a free one. Spin again please.

[Dane spins again]

[$400]

Dane: P.

iKing: There is a single P. Only one.

[C E R T _ _ I E _
P _ _ L I C 
A C C _ _ N T A N T]

Dane: I'll solve.

Jon: For $2,700. What is it?

Dane: CERTIFIED PUBLIC ACCOUNTANT.

Jon: Yes it is!

[Cheers and applause]

[CERTFIEID
PUBLIC
ACCOUNTANT]

Jon: $2,700 for you Dane. We're going to put the Super Bankrupts and the $1,000 space on the wheel for our next puzzle.



Jon: And here it is.

iKing: The category is Fun & Games.

Freddie: Like Wheel of Fortune.

[_ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ 
_ _ _    _ _ _ _ _ ]

Jon: There's the puzzle. Mick, lead off.

[Mick spins]

[$700]

Mick: T.

iKing: Way to double up. There's two.

[_ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _
_ _ T T _ _ 
_ _ _    _ _ _ _ _ ]

Jon: $1,400.

[Mick spins again]

[$400]

Mick: S.

iKing: S as in Sorry! Lilly's turn.

[Lilly spins]

[$825]

Lilly: R.

iKing: One, two, three!

[R _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ R
_ _ T T _ _ 
R _ _    _ _ _ _ _ ]

Jon: $2,475.

[Lilly spins again]

[$200]

Lilly: N.

iKing: I don't believe it! You know how many they are? One.

[R _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ R
_ _ T T _ _ 
R _ _    _ _ _ _ N ]

Jon: $2,675.

[Lilly spins again]

[$75]

Lilly: L.

iKing: You're in really triple luck. Three L's.

[R _ _ _ _   _ L _ _ R
L _ T T L _ 
R _ _    _ _ _ _ N ]

Jon: $2,700.

Lilly: I like to buy a vowel. An E?

Jon: Three E's.

[R _ _ _ _   _ L _ E R
L _ T T L E 
R E _    _ _ _ _ N ]

Jon: $2,450.

Lilly: Can I also buy an I?

iKing: Two.

[R _ _ I _   _ L _ E R
L I T T L E 
R E _    _ _ _ _ N ]

Jon: $2,200.

[Lilly spins again]

Jon: Oh no!

[Lose A Turn]

Simon: Lilly, you have the right to relinquish your turn. Anything you say can and will be in a court of law.

Alvin: You keep all your money though. We may have the right to get back to you so that you can spin the wheel again.

Jon: Thank you, boys. Dane, it's your turn.

[Dane spins]

[$500]

Dane: D.

iKing: There are a pair of D's!

[R _ D I _   _ L _ E R
L I T T L E 
R E D    _ _ _ _ N ]

Jon: $1,000.

[Dane spins again]

[$450]

Dane: W.

iKing: One.

[R _ D I _   _ L _ E R
L I T T L E 
R E D    W _ _ _ N ]

Jon: $1,450.

[Dane spins again]

[$650]

Dane: F.

iKing: There's only one.

[R _ D I _   F L _ E R
L I T T L E 
R E D    W _ _ _ N ]

Jon: Up to $2,100.

Dane: Why not waste another spin? I'll solve.

Jon: For $2,100. What is it?

Dane: RADIO FLYER LITTLE RED WAGON.

Jon: There we go!

[RADIO FLYER
LITTLE
RED WAGON]

Jon: $2,100 plus the $2,700 you've won earlier. You now have $4,800. Mick and Lilly, there's still a couple more rounds to gain some cash and maybe go to the Bonus Round. Now, I will like to make another announcement to make. Remember we've told you last time we've been picked up for another season. And we are going to have a few changes to make. First of all, Freddie come right out please.

[Freddie enters HQ]

Freddie: What's up, Jon?

Jon: Remember we told you earlier in the show, iKing will be leaving us to pursue other projects? Well, since you did a fine job co-hosting the show last time, I am going to make you iKing's successor!

Freddie: REALLY!?

Jon: Freddie, you are now going to be a co-host!

Freddie: Oh boy! Count me in!

[Cheers and applause]

Jon: The second big change is we are going to add a second host team to be joining us. And leading the second host team will be none other than Captain Greg Lee, who is unable to come today.

[Applause]

Jon: But he'll be joined by four of his buddies who were with him everyday as co-hosts and his comedy troupe. And we won't tell ya until August. So please stay tuned for that. And also, not only our contestants can win cash on our next season. They could also win what?

Alvin: A NEW CAR!!!

[Audience reacts]

Jon: Something special for the parents. Plus we will have more changes throughout the summer, including a new home viewer contest. We'll plug those changes throughout the summer.  Right now, let's move on to our $500 Bonus Category round.



Jon: iKing?

iKing: The category is.....!  The category is.....! Oh, there is no category.

Simon: It's a mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...istery!

iKing: If you can figure out what the category is, $500 will be given to you.

Jon: We have some punctuation to show you. We need an apostrophe in the puzzle.

[_ _ _ _ _ '   _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _   _ _   _    _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: Now, we're going to show you the folks at home what the category is. If you want to play along, turn away from the screen for a few seconds. We'll ring the bell when you can look at us now.

[SONG LYRICS]

Alvin: [whispers] The mystery category is Song Lyrics.

[DING!]

Jon: Turn around right now. Lilly, let's rotate that wheel.

[Lilly spins]

[$50]

Lilly: R.

iKing: You're in luck. We have one.

[_ _ _ _ _ R   _ _ _ _ _ '
_ _ _   _ _   _    _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: $50. Not enough to buy a vowel. Spin again please.

[Lilly spins again]

[$125]

Lilly: N.

iKing: Oh, mighty Brittany, is that letter in the puzzle?

Brittany: Yes! There is one.

[_ _ _ _ _ R   _ _ _ _ N '
_ _ _   _ _   _    _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: $175. Spin again please.

[Lilly spins again]

[$775]

Lilly: S.

iKing: Way to double up. There are two of them.

[S _ _ _ _ R   _ _ _ _ N '
_ _ _   _ _   _    _ _ _ S _]

Jon: $1,725.

[Lilly spins again]

[$1100]

Lilly: T as in Theodore.

Theodore: Why thank you, Lilly.

iKing: You made a terrific compliment to Theodore. There's one.

[S _ _ _ _ R   _ _ _ _ N '
_ _ _   _ _   _    _ _ _ S T]

Jon: $2,825.

[Lilly spins again]

[$525]

Lilly: L.

iKing: Way to double up, there are two of them.

[S _ _ _ _ R   L _ _ _ N '
_ _ _   _ _   _    _ L _ S T]

Jon: Up to $3,350.

[Lilly spins again]

[As the wheel is at $125]

Jon: Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!

[Lose A Turn]

iKing: LOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!

Jon: Yep, your turn is officially over. Dane, over to you.

[Dane spins]

[$2000]

[Applause]

Dane: M.

iKing: Take $2,000 times it by three...How about $6,000 worth of M's?

[Applause]

[S _ M M _ R   L _ _ _ N '
_ _ _   M _   _    _ L _ S T]

Jon: $6,000!

Dane: I like to buy a vowel. An I.

Jon: One I.

[S _ M M _ R   L _ _ I N '
_ _ _   M _   _    _ L _ S T]

Jon: $5,750.

[Dane spins]

[Bankrupt]

iKing: Yep, the black spaces are not the good spaces on the wheel. Next time, you'll get 'em.

Jon: $5,750 is gone. But lucky you, you got a Free Spin. So spin the wheel again.

[Dane spins again]

[Lose A Turn]

Jon: Now we can skip you. Mick, over to you.

[Mick spins]

[$1250]

Mick: H.

iKing: There is only one.

[S _ M M _ R   L _ _ I N '
H _ _   M _   _    _ L _ S T]

Jon: $1250.

[Mick spins again]

[$1000]

Mick: D.

Jon: One.

[S _ M M _ R   L _ _ I N '
H _ D   M _   _    _ L _ S T]

Jon: Up to $2,250.

Mick:  I like to buy a vowel. An A.

iKing: I don't believe it! There's three!

[S _ M M _ R   L _ _ I N '
H A D   M _   A    _ L A S T]

Jon: Down to $2,000.

Mick: I'll solve.

Jon: For $2,000. What is it?

Mick: SUMMER LOVIN' HAD ME A BLAST.

Jon: Yepper!

[Applause]

[SUMMER LOVIN'
HAD ME A BLAST]

Jon: Now, Mick, for an additional $500, tell me the category.

Mick: Song Lyrics.

Jon: Yes it is!

[Applause]

Jon: The actual name of the song where those lyrics is from is Summer Nights from Grease. Tell me more, tell me more.

Simon: Did you get very far!

Chipettes: Tell me more, tell me more.

Jon: It sounds like a drag. Anyway, Mick $2,500 for you. Dane is in the lead with $4,800. Lilly, anything can happen as we go to our Big Money Round.



Jon: This is going to decide who's going to the bonus round. You know how this is done. [spins]

[$150]

Jon: $1,150 for each consonant we find. iKing, what's our category?

iKing: The category is Same Name.

Jon: What do we need for Same Name?

Brittany: We need an ampersand!

[_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _   &
_ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _]

Jon: Dane, we'll begin with you. A letter please.

Dane: R.

Jon: One R.

[_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _   &
_ _ _ _ _ _    _ R _ _]

[Afterwards...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Mick.

Mick: T.

Jon: One T.

[_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _   &
_ _ _ _ _ _    T R _ _]

[Afterwards...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Lilly.

Lilly: N.

Jon: One N.

[_ _ _ _ N _ _ _ _   &
_ _ _ _ _ _    T R _ _]

[Afterwards...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Dane.

Dane: L.

Jon: One L.

[_ _ _  N _ _ _ _   &
_ _ _ _ L _    T R _ _]

[Afterwards...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Mick.

Mick: I.

Jon: There are Three I's. No money for the vowels. But you get five seconds.

[_ _ _ I N _ _ _ _   &
_ _ _ I _ _    T R I _]

[Aftewards...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Lilly.

Lilly: S.

Jon: Three S's.

[_ _ S I N _ S S    &
_ _ _ I _ _    T R I _]

Lilly: BUSINESS AND FAMILY TRIP.

Jon: That's it!

[Applause]

[BUSINESS &
FAMILY TRIP]

Jon: Whoa! You solve that last puzzle perfectly. $4,600 for you. But by $200, Dane, you're off to the bonus round!

[Applause]

Jon: Mick, $2,500 is not a bad payday for you. Lilly, $4,600 and we thank you so much for playing. Dane, let's see if you can turn your $4,800 into even bigger. Follow me please!

[He and Dane go to the Bonus Round where the Chipmunks and Chipettes (each holding an envelope) await]

Jon: All right, Dane. The Chipmunks and Chipettes each have an envelope: Alvin and Brittany each has one, the others each have two. You know how the envelopes work. Choose an envelope and see if we can double, triple, quad, or even decouple your $4,800.

[Dane take an envelope off of Eleanor's hand]

Eleanor: Good luck, Dane.

Jon: Okay. Let's work on this puzzle. iKing, category please.

iKing: The category is Place.

[_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: R-S-T-L-N-E. Let's see if any of those are up there.

[R E S E R _ _ _ R]

[Applause]

Jon: That filled up half of the puzzle. Okay, Dane. Three consonants and one vowel.

Dane: V-D-C-I.

Jon: All righty reeny-roo.

[R E S E R V _ I R]

Jon: I think you're smiling, Dane. Fifteen seconds. What do we have?

Dane: RESERVOIR!

[Applause]

[RESERVIOR]

Jon: Well done, Dane! Now let's open  that envelope and see what you've done to your money!

Dane: [reveals the envelope] Double!

[Applause]

Alvin: Dane, you've doubled your money to $9,600! Congratulations!

Jon: $9,600. Enjoy that money, Dane!

Dane: I will!

Jon: That's how we do it on ACME Wheel. By the way, if you want to know who had the 10. It was Brittany. Before we go off the air, let's bring out iKing please.

[iKing enters HQ one last time]

Jon: iKing, being this your last show. We want to thank you being a part of ACME Crime Net. And before you leave us, we want to reward you with the ACME Crime Net Sleuth Jacket. [hands iKing said jacket and puts it on]

iKing: Thank you, everybody for an incredible season of ACME Wheel. You can still see me on Big Jon's PC Games version of Wheel of Fortune. I am really going to miss all the dedicated people of ACME Crime Net that made this show possible.

[Applause]

Jon: We at ACME will miss you. Right now, Freddie and I are going to gas up the truck, pack up our clothes, and put on our bathing suits. We're going camping.

Freddie: Ride the rides, swim and act like fools, and staring at girls in bikinis on the beach or in the pool.

Jon: You bet, Freddie! 

Freddie: Last one to the truck is a stinker!

[Laughter!]

Jon: I better get packin'. For iKing, Freddie, and all of the people and crew of ACME Crime Net, this is Jonathan Mann. Enjoy the twelve weeks of summer. We will see you in September. And remember...

All: Keep on spinnin' and keep on solvin'!

[Cheers and applause]

ACME Wheel of Fortune
Based on the game show created by
MERV GRIFFIN

Written and produced by
JONATHAN MANN

Directed by
DANA CALDERWOOD
LENN GOODSIDE

Contributing producers
"CAPTAIN" GREG LEE
iKING

Game Board/Wheel Set Designer
BIG JON'S PC GAMES

Stage Manager
JONATHAN MARKS

Make-Up/Hair Designer
SANDY REIMER

Music composed by
MERV GRIFFIN

Recorded at
THE ACME STUDIOS @
KAUFMAN ASTORIA
New York City

Post Production Facilites by
ACME VIDEO NET
New York and Pittsburgh

All contestants have been briefed regarding
game rules prior to their appearance and must
meet eligibility requirements to recieved
announced prizes.



Freddie: Produced in New York City, ACME Wheel is a production of an elite unit known as ACME Slime Net!

Brittany: It's Crime Net! Vigilance, dedication, courage!