Qoone: Coming from ACME Crime Net!

[Clips from America's Funniest Home Videos (Saget era) are shown]

Jill Colucchi: We've got laughs from coast to coast
to make you smile.
A real life look at each of you
to capture all that style.
You're the red, white, and blue.
The funny things you do.
America, America,
This is you!


Narrator: For almost thirty years, Americans tuned in on Sunday nights hearing those important lyrics as one of the most popular television shows in America.

Bob Saget: America's Funniest Home Videos Home Videos.

Narrator: Join Bob Saget as he presents the most memorable videos from the first season of AFHV. Including the cat falling off television, a candle spit out, a tiger pulling down pants, and the $100,000 winner...

Saget: Baseball Player Looses Pants, sent in by Mike Ritter!

Narrator: You never know what you'll next on The Best of America's Funniest Home Videos. Coming to ACME Crime Net's DailyMotion channel this spring! 

Also coming to this channel: AFHV takes a look at Kids and Animals with special guest Jimmy the Centaur Boy! Plus a $100,000 episode from 1996! 

Freddie: America, this is you! Rated TV-14. Ummmm....make that a TV-PG.

Jon: And remember when you watch this or any other ACME program...

Freddie: Keep those cameras safely rolling. And honey, make sure the room is brightly lit and you don't stand too close to the monitor.