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ACME WoF - Episode 7 (Fall Finale)
Freddie: Hey, filthy animals. It's time for the show to begin. Let me remind you to watch the show in a brightly-lit hotel room and not too close to the screen.
[REENACTMENT]
[McCallister Residence, November 28, 8:30am (CST)]
[Frank's car pulls into the doorstep knocking over a statue; Frank (portrayed by Gerry Bamman) exits the car and puts the statue back up]
Frank: Why the hell did she placed the statue in her driveway. Shouldn't that be near the door!?
[He approaches the door and rings the doorbell. Meanwhile, in Kate's bedroom, Kate (portrayed by Catherine O'Hara) is sleeping on her bed. She didn't hear the doorbell.]
[Back at the doorstep]
Frank: Guess I'll call her. [dials Kate via his iPhone]
[Back at the bedroom, Kate's iPhone vibrates. She wakes up, and answers it]
Kate: [yawns] Hello?
Frank: Kate, it's Frank! Wake up, or you're gonna miss your plane!
Kate: Plane!? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!
[We Overslept Again by John Williams is heard as in fast motion, Kate runs to Kevin and Buzz's bedroom and bursts the door open]
Kate: Kevin, Buzz, wake up! We don't want to do this like we did twenty-five years ago! WAKE UP AND GET DRESSED NOW!
[Nothing happened]
Kate: KEVIN!? BUZZ!?
[Silence]
Kate: Here we go again!
[Kate runs back to her room, gets dressed and then storms down the stairs suddenly to see Kevin, Buzz (portrayed by Macaulay Culkin and Devin Retray respectively; luggage in their hands), and Uncle Frank]
Kevin and Buzz: Mom?
Kate: [sighs in relief] How did you ever wake up?
Kevin: Our iPhone batteries have died. We woke up when the sun went up, got dressed, and we hide.
Buzz: Not much like what we did 25 years ago.
Frank: Geez, I not complaining about a free trip again. You gave the worst wake-up calls for a quarter of a century.
Kate: Do you have the tickets?
Frank: I sent them to you through your mobile phones. I printed them off online should they fail.
Kate: Okay. Are we all ready to go?
Kevin and Buzz: Yes.
Frank: Then, let's go. We got less than an hour before we declared late check-in. I want to get there before I-90/94 becomes a mess.
Kate: It's Saturday, Frank. The roads shouldn't be a problem.
[The four gets loaded into Uncle Frank's car as it droves off to...]
[O'Hare Airport, 9:15am (CST)]
[The four run into the ticketing terminal dropping their bags off]
Frank: Do we made it?
Ticketing Agent: Saved by the bell!
McCallister Family: Yeah!
Ticket Agent: Better get in line for security. It's a 45 minute wait.
Kate: What!? I can't wait in line for that long? We got a flight to catch!
Ticket Agent: Get in line please.
Kate: Yes. ma'am. Move it you three!
[The four get in line for security]
[ACME HQ, 2:00pm (EST)]
[Inside Jon's dressing room, Jon puts make up and takes some last minute notes, Freddie enters the dressing room]
Jon: Hold it right there!
Freddie: It's me, Jon.
Jon: I knew it was you. I could smell ya scent getting off the elevator.
Freddie: It's Old Spice, Jonny. Your favorite.
Jon: You were here last night too. Wasn't ya?
Freddie: I was making fun of girls at ACME.
Jon: You been makin' fun with everybody! Layla, Sora, Eleanor, Jeanette, Pamela...!
Freddie: And Brittany. She's chicken!
Brittany: [enters the dressing room] WHAT!? Just for calling me that. [gets out a pair of scissors] I'm gonna get you to the count of three to get your ugly grey butt off of the studio! [the scissors touch Freddie's shirt] 1... 2...[cuts Freddie's shirt making him naked and laughs mechanically] 3. Pikachu, finish it off!
[Jon's Pikachu emerges from his Poke Ball (unlike Ash's, his Pikachu can be in or out a Poke Ball)]
Pikachu: Pika! Piiiiiiiii-KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA--[fires Thunderbolt at Freddie] --CHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
[Freddie sighs]
Brittany: Keep the change, ya filthy animal!
Pikachu: Chu!
Brittany: It's showtime, Jon. iKing is waiting!
Jon: Yes, Britt.
Pikachu: Pika!
[Showtime!]
Audience: WHEEL....OF...FORTUNE!!!
[Cheers and applause, Somewhere In My Memory is heard]
Brittany: The famous wheel is spinning your way towards thousands of dollars in cash! And now from the ACME Studios, here are the stars of our show, Jonathan Mann!
Jon: Ho! Ho! Ho!
Brittany: And iKing!
Jon: I thank you, Brittany, who is filling in for Alvin today cause he has a concert to go to at Carnegie Hall. Hello, everybody. I hope you all are going out Holiday Shopping. But a little bit of cash may not be enough to buy all those presents.
iKing: The best way to earn money is by solving puzzles and winning a lot of cash. That's how we do it on ACME's Wheel of Fortune.
Jon: Right, iKing. We got three sticky bandits--
[Laughter!]
Jon: Make that contestants who are going to win a lot of money. So we're gonna meet them right now. Brittany?
[Now, to the contestants]
Brittany: Our first contestant is an avid fan of christmas movies and hopes to operate a sleigh team. From Buena, New Jersey, meet Ameila Rogers!
He enjoys ice hockey and loves to read Christmas stories. From Jamacia, Queens, meet Xaiver Hicks!
She and her family are planning on travelling to Disney World over the holidays and enjoys poetry. From Putnam, Connecticut, meet Noel Cassemo!
[Applause]
Jon: Contestants, are you ready to play?
Contestants: Yes!
Jon: Let's take a look at our nosy-little pervert wheel!
[Laughter!]
There’s hundreds of dollars in cash waiting to be won. You spin the wheel, guess a letter. If that letter’s in the puzzle, the money will be added to your bank. Guess a letter that's not in the puzzle, you lose your turn. If you solve the puzzle, the money is banked to your total. But be careful of those two black and white spaces. Lose a Turn – which means you land on that, your turn is over automatically. And finally, the Bankrupt.
[Audience boos]
Jon: Yeah. Land on that, all of the money in the round goes to Sticky Bandits. If you have no money and if the other player has money, a wedge will be able to help you out. It's called Power.
Brittany: POWER!!!
Jon: Land on that wedge, guess the correct letter, and you can steal whatever money the player has in the round. And finally, we have Free Spin, if at anytime you lose your turn, you get a free one. We’ll explain more about that as we go along. Whoever has the most cash at the end of the game, will play for a chance to win up to 10x their total. Right now, let’s take a look at our first puzzle of the day.
iKing: The category is Song Lyrics.
[_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]
Jon: We drew tickets before we start the show, and Ameila you drew ticket #1. Good Luck.
[Ameila spins]
[$75]
Ameila: R.
iKing: Five R's!
[_ _ R _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ R _ _
_ _ _ _ R _ _ _ _ _ _ _ R _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ R]
Jon: Takes you to $375.
[Ameila spins again]
[Lose A Turn]
iKing: It's beginning to look a lot like Xaiver's turn.
Time to loose your turn.
[Laughter!]
[Xaiver spins]
[$100]
Xaiver: T.
iKing: Would'nt you know it? There are six of them in the puzzle? Well done!
[_ _ _ _ _ _ T _ _ _ T R _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ T _ _ _ T R _ _
_ _ T _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ T _ R]
Jon: $600!
Xaiver: I'll buy a vowel. An E?
Jon: Excellent buy, there are five E's!
[_ _ _ _ _ _ T _ _ _ T R E E
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ T _ _ _ T R E E
_ _ T _ _ _ _ _ E _ _ T _ R]
Jon: Takes you down to $350.
[Xaiver spins again]
[$750]
[Applause]
Xaiver: S?
iKing: Oh, mighty sound effects lady? Are there five S's in the puzzle at that amount!
[HONK!; Cheers and Applause]
[_ _ R _ _ S T _ _ S T R E E
_ _ _ _ R _ S T _ _ S T R E E
_ _ T _ _ _ _ _ E _ S T _ R]
iKing: YEAH!!!
Jon: $4,100.
[Xaiver spins again]
[As the wheel approches Bankrupt]
Jon: Oh no!!!
[Bankrupt]
[A familar person appears on the set]
Cedric: What's the matter? Store wouldn't take. [Xaiver's score dissappars] All of your money!? Let's see what the police have to say about this.
[Cheers and applause]
Jon: Cedric! The bellhop from the Plaza Hotel. New York's most exciting hotel experience!
Cedric: Actually, I not just a bellhop anymore. I am a concierge.
Jon: You are? How?
Cedric: Mr. Hector suffered a stroke years ago and I assumed the role of concierge. I remember twenty-five years ago we found a boy Mr. Hector discovered him using a stolen credit card.
Jon: Oh, I remember now. Anyway, we got a game to play. We'll see you a little later. [hands Cedric some gum]
Cedric: Okay. [leaves]
Jon: Cedric the Concierge, ladies and gentlemen!
[Applause]
Jon: Well, Xaiver, $4,100 is gone. It's early in the game, hang in there. Noel, it's your turn.
[Noel spins]
[$125]
Noel: C.
Jon: Two C's.
[C _ R _ S T _ _ S T R E E
_ _ C _ R _ S T _ _ S T R E E
_ _ T _ _ _ _ _ E _ S T _ R]
Jon: $250.
[Noel spins again]
[$625]
Noel: M?
iKing: There are a trio of them!
[C _ R _ S T M _ S T R E E
M _ C _ R _ S T M _ S T R E E
_ _ T _ _ _ _ _ E _ S T _ R]
Jon: Up to $1,500 now.
Noel: One more. [spins]
[$700]
Noel: L.
iKing: Don't tell anybody, I am gonna give you two of them.
[C _ R _ S T M _ S T R E E
M _ C _ R _ S T M _ S T R E E
L _ T _ _ L _ _ E _ S T _ R]
Jon: Up to $2,900.
Noel: I am solving!
Jon: For $2,900. What is it?
Noel: CHRISTMAS TREE MY CHRISTMAS TREE LIT UP LIKE A STAR.
[Applause]
[CHRISTMAS TREE
MY CHRISTMAS TREE
LIT UP LIKE A STAR]
Jon: Wonderful! $2,900 to your total, Noel. And we have a special guest to perform that song that was sung a quarter of a century ago. Please welcome, the New York City Children's Chorus, and two very special guests!
[Applause]
[The New York Children's Chorus appears singing My Christmas Tree]
Chorus: Christmas Tree
my Christmas Tree
lit up like a star.
When I see my Christmas tree,
can loved ones be far?
Christmas Tree, I'm certain
wherever I roam.
The glow from your branches
will light my way home.
Kevin: Christmastime means laughter
to buckets in the snow.
Caroling together with faces of love.
Buzz: Stockings on the mantel
a wreath on the door.
Both:And our Merriest Christmas
means just one thing more.
Chorus, Kevin, and Buzz: Christmas Tree
my Christmas Tree
lit up like a star.
When I see my Christmas tree,
can loved ones be far?
Christmas Tree, I'm certain
wherever I roam.
The glow from your branches
will light my way home.
Ornaments collected
from every Christmas night.
Memories reflected
through tin-sel and light.
Gratefully we gather
as ever before.
To rejoice in the season
and sing out once more.
Christmas Tree
my Christmas Tree
lit up like a star.
When I see my Christmas tree,
can loved ones be far?
Christmas Tree, I'm certain
wherever I roam.
The glow from your branches
will light my way home.
Kevin and Buzz: It's Christmas.
It's Christmas.
And we're going home!
[Cheers and applause]
Jon: Kevin and Buzz McCallister!
[The audience gives Kevin and Buzz a standing ovation]
Jon: Wow, Kevin! Buzz didn't humiliate you this time.
Buzz: [laughs] Time really does fly.
Kevin: This is not like this moment from 25 years ago.
[Applause]
Buzz: Yes, we remember that moment so well. Kevin, I'm sorry. [hugs Kevin]
[Audience "awws"]
Jon: By the way, how did you get here today?
Kevin: Mom booked the flight to get to New York, Uncle Frank picked us up and then we arrived in New York on time.
Buzz: Sadly, our father couldn't be with us cause he passed away this past summer. So, he's watching us from heaven.
Jon: Our condolences to your father. But, I see that your mother and Uncle Frank are in the audience.
Kevin: But, these next puzzles are related to some important events I've did 25 years ago.
Jon: Well, let's get to them then. We'll see you two later.
Kevin and Buzz: See you later, cheapstakes!
Kate: KEVIN! BUZZ!
Frank: You better not wreck this show you sourpusses, ACME is paying good money for it.
[Laughter!]
Jon: Kevin and Buzz, ladies and gentlemen!
[Applause]
Jon: Let's look at the wheel for our next puzzle. Shall we?
The top dollar value on the wheel is $1,000. And we’ve added another Bankrupt. This time it’s called a Super Bankrupt.
[Audience boos]
Jon: Each spin, you’ll be risking everything you won up to that point, even in the previous round. If you land on that wedge, your money will be in a stolen credit card.
[Laughter!]
Jon: What's our next puzzle, iKing?
iKing: The category is Title.
[_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ]
Jon: Xaiver, lead off.
[Xaiver spins]
[$250]
Xaiver: R?
iKing: Ummmm...nope.
Jon: No R. Noel?
[Noel spins]
[$50]
Noel: D.
iKing: Well, what do you know. There are none of those in the puzzle. Ameila, it's your turn.
[Ameila spins]
[$175]
Ameila: G.
Jon: One G.
[_ _ G _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ]
Jon: Not enough to buy a vowel. Spin again.
[Ameila spins again]
[$50]
Ameila: N.
iKing: I don't believe it! You know how many they are? One.
[_ N G _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ ]
Jon: $225. Spin again, please.
[Ameila spins again]
[$1000]
[Applause]
Ameila: S.
Jon: Three S's. $3,000!
[Applause]
[_ N G _ _ S _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ S _ _ _ S ]
Jon: Takes you to $3,225.
[Ameila spins again]
[$250]
Ameila: T.
iKing: There's One. Plus another.
[_ N G _ _ S _ _ T _
_ _ _ T _ _ S _ _ _ S ]
Jon: $3,725.
[Ameila spins again]
[Free Spin]
iKing: I see that somebody's interested in some cardboard. Shiny cardboard at that.
Cedric: [hands Ameila a Free Spin token] Ameila, here's a Free Spin. In any event you lose your turn, you get a free one.
Jon: Spin again please.
[Ameila spins again]
[$100]
Ameila: L.
Jon: Three L's.
[_ N G _ L S _ _ T _
_ _ L T _ _ S _ _ L S ]
Jon: Up to $4,025.
Ameila: I'll buy a vowel. An A.
iKing: One A.
[A N G _ L S _ _ T _
_ _ L T _ _ S _ _ L S ]
Ameila: I'll buy the E.
Jon: One E.
[A N G E L S _ _ T _
_ _ L T _ _ S _ _ L S ]
Ameila: Buy the I.
Jon: Two I's.
[A N G E L S _ I T _
_ I L T _ _ S _ _ L S ]
Jon: Takes you down to $3,275.
[Ameila spins]
[$650]
Ameila: H.
iKing: There are a pair of them.
[A N G E L S _ I T H
_ I L T H _ S _ _ L S ]
Jon: $4,575.
[Ameila spins again]
[As the wheel approaches Super Bankrupt]
Jon: Uh-oh! Could be trouble!
[Super Bankrupt]
iKing: So, a lot of people say that when I have these conversations with you. I am not gonna say anything. I am gonna let the clip speak for itself.
iKing: Wasn't any better?
Jon: Ameila, $4,575 goes to the Sticky Bandits. But, we're not gonna move on to Xaiver cause you have a Free Spin. Maybe you can get some of that money back.
[Ameila spins again]
[$1000]
[Applause]
Ameila: W.
Jon: Yes! One W!
[A N G E L S W I T H
_ I L T H _ S _ _ L S ]
[Ameila spins again]
[$800]
Ameila: F.
Jon: One.
[A N G E L S W I T H
F I L T H _ S _ _ L S ]
Jon: $1,800.
[Ameila spins again]
[$700]
Ameila: Y.
Jon: One Y.
[A N G E L S W I T H
F I L T H Y S _ _ L S ]
[CHIRP-CHIRP-CHIRP-CHIRP!]
Jon: Only vowels are left. Buy or solve.
Ameila: I'll solve.
Jon: For $2,500. What is it?
Ameila: ANGELS WITH FILTHY SOULS!
Jon: One...two...ten!
[Applause]
[ANGELS WITH
FILTHY SOULS]
Jon: Ameila, $2,500 from the filthy animial. Check out this clip!
[Back to HQ with Kevin and Cedric]
Kevin: And a Happy New Year!
[Laughter and applause]
Cedric: I thought there was an insane guest with a gun. After the boy flew away, Mr. Hector and I went into the hotel room and found out that the TV was in full blast. And then we discussed the hotel manager and security about the stolen credit card. That was one of the most bizzare events Mr. Hector and I ever had in our life.
Kevin: And after I escaped from the room, guess who surprised me!?
Jon: Sticky Bandits?
Kevin: Yep. [takes out a airline ticket] Marv thought I got on the wrong plane. Which I did. And Harry [rips the ticket] ripped my ticket. If I had to pay the fees to reprint my ticket. I would be in jeopardy. But today, I use a paper ticket as a backup in case the mobile ones failed. But, I don't want to jump the gun of what happened of what the bad guys did yet.
Jon: Yes. We got some more game to play. Ameila has $2,500, Noel has $2,900. Right now, for those of you who have entered in our home viewer contest. Here's the puzzle we gave you. The category was Title. Here's the solution.
[CELEBIRTY
DING-DANG-DONG]
Jon: And here are the winners for today.
WINNERS
Marion Bretea
Jersey Shore, PA
Josh Savage
Kingston, VA
Pamela Doraim
Lookout Mountain, GA
Julie Simon
Refugio, TX
Reginald Frankle
Alvin, WI
Jon: Congratulations to the winners. Now, we normally gonna give you another puzzle. But since today is so special, we've decided to give you a day off. So, there is no new puzzle today. Right now, it's time to move on to our next round which is also our $500 Bonus Category Round.
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Re: ACME WoF - Episode 7 (Fall Finale)
The top dollar value on the Wheel is $2000. Don’t forget about those Bankrupts, and Super Bankrupts. And if you solve the puzzle, you can win an extra $500 by doing one very small task. iKing, what's the category?
iKing: The category is...
Operator: Number please! Number please!
iKing: Or in simplest terms "Fill in the Number", if you can solve the puzzle correctly and fill in the number, i will give you an extra $500. Good Luck.
Jon: And for that, we need three pound signs there.
[_ _ _ _ _ _ _ ###
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]
Jon: Noel, spin that wheel please.
[Noel spins]
[$1000]
Noel: N.
iKing: There are dos. That's two in Spanish.
[_ _ _ _ _ N _ ###
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ N
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]
Jon: $2,000.
[Noel spins again]
[$125]
Noel: T.
iKing: I don't believe it! There's one.
[_ _ _ _ _ N T ###
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ N
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]
Jon: $2,125.
[Noel spins again]
[Lose A Turn]
iKing: Loss of Turn. Time to skip ya.
Jon: Ameila, your spin.
[Ameila spins]
[$600]
Ameila: M.
Jon: One M.
[_ _ _ _ _ N T ###
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ N
_ _ _ M _ _ _ _ _ _]
[Ameila spins again]
[$1400]
Ameila: S.
iKing: Three S's!
[_ _ _ S _ N T ###
_ _ _ _ _ _ S _ N
_ _ _ M S _ _ _ _ _]
Jon: $4,800.
[Ameila spins again]
[$2000]
[Applause]
Ameila: F?
iKing: Oh, mighty sound effects lady, are there any of those letters in the puzzle at that amount!?
[TPIR losing horns are heard as iKing cries]
iKing: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
[Laughter!]
Jon: No F's. Xaiver, it's your turn.
[Xaiver spins]
[Bankrupt]
Jon: Well, you have no money. So you lost your turn. Back to Noel.
[Noel spins]
[$2000]
[Applause]
Noel: L?
iKing: Two of those at that amount equals = $4,000!
[Applause]
[_ _ _ S _ N T ###
_ _ L L _ _ S _ N
_ _ _ M S _ _ _ _ _]
Jon: $6,125.
Noel: I'll buy a vowel. An E.
Jon: Three E's.
[_ _ _ S _ E N T ###
_ _ L L _ _ S _ N
_ _ _ M S E _ _ _ E]
Jon: $5,875.
Noel: Can I also buy an I?
Jon: One.
[_ _ _ S _ E N T ###
_ _ L L _ _ S _ N
_ _ _ M S E _ _ I _ E]
Jon: $5,675.
Noel: An A.
Jon: One A.
[_ _ _ S _ E N T ###
_ _ L L A _ S _ N
_ _ _ M S E _ _ I _ E]
Noel: The O.
iKing: Great buy! There are five of them in the puzzle.
[_ O _ S _ E N T ###
_ O L L A _ S O N
_ O O M S E _ _ I _ E]
Jon: $5,125.
[Noel spins]
[$800]
Noel: V.
Jon: One V.
[_ O _ S _ E N T ###
_ O L L A _ S O N
_ O O M S E _ V I _ E]
Jon: $5,925.
[Noel spins again]
[Power]
Brittany: POWER!!!
Jon: Now, Noel, guess a correct letter and the only way to use the Power is Ameila. She has $4,800.
Noel: P.
Jon: Yes, there is a P! Let's transfer $4,800 from Ameila's total to Noel's. Noel, you have $10,725!
[_ O _ S P E N T ###
_ O L L A _ S O N
_ O O M S E _ V I _ E]
Noel: Let's buy the U.
Jon: And with that, the vowel shop is now closed.
[_ O U S P E N T ###
_ O L L A _ S O N
_ O O M S E _ V I _ E]
Jon: $10,475.
[Noel spins]
[$775]
Noel: D.
Jon: There's one D.
[_ O U S P E N T ###
D O L L A _ S O N
_ O O M S E _ V I _ E]
Jon: $11,250.
[Noel spins again]
[$50]
Noel: Y.
Jon: One Y.
[Y O U S P E N T ###
D O L L A _ S O N
_ O O M S E _ V I _ E]
Jon: $11,300.
[Noel spins again]
[$750]
Noel: C?
Jon: There is one. We're almost there.
[Y O U S P E N T ###
D O L L A _ S O N
_ O O M S E _ V I C E]
Jon: Takes you to $12,050.
[Noel spins again]
Jon: $12,050 is riding on this spin.
[As the wheel is at Super Bankrupt]
Jon: CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK! CLICK!
[$1250]
[Cheers and applause]
Jon: Whew! Saved by the click!
Noel: R.
iKing: There are three of them!
[Y O U S P E N T ###
D O L L A R S O N
R O O M S E R V I C E]
Jon: Okay! Read what's up there!
Noel: YOU SPENT ### ON ROOM SERVICE!
Jon: That's it!
[Cheers and applause]
Jon: Now, Noel, for an additional $500. Can you fill in the number?
Noel: 967.
Jon: Watch this clip!
[Back to HQ]
[Laughter!]
Kevin: Yep. I can hear Dad's voice from heaven.
Buzz: I am sure gonna remember that moment.
Jon: So that means, Noel, you have $16,300 added to the $2,900. You're up to $19,200. Ameila, you still have $2,500. Xaiver has no money. Anything can happen as we get ready for the Big Money Round. But before we do that, we got a special incenitive for all three of you. Cedric?
[Cedric enters HQ]
Cedric: Thank you, Jon. In honor of the 25th Anniversary of Mr. McCallister's stay at the Plaza Hotel, the one of you that wins the game today is gonna spend their holidays at the Plaza Hotel!
[Cheers and applause]
Brittany: Yes, Cedric. You and your family, will be chauffeured in a limousine for a three night Christmas Holiday to the world renowned Plaza Hotel--New York's Most Exciting Hotel Experience. In honor of the 25th Anniversary of Home Alone 2, you will be given the opportunity to ‘Live Like Kevin.' In room and throughout the hotel a variety of experiences inspired by Kevin's time over at The Plaza. Beyond the in room experience, guests are invited to dine in the Todd English Food Hall to taste-test a 90’s inspired menu with upscale versions of childhood favorites, and to head over to the interactive photo-experience where they’ll find themselves in Kevin’s New York journey. Here, guests can make their own ice cream sundae in-room, just like Kevin did! Daily breakfast, two dinners are included!
And to start off your journey, we're throwing in four express passes to the Empire State Building Observatory!
[Applause]
Cedric: But that's not all! We are also giving you a limo ride and [shows a Pizza Box revealing a Pizza] a pizza for a sightseeing tour of all five-boroughs of New York City!
[Applause]
Brittany: From Manhattan, Brooklyn, Bronx, Queens, and Staten Island, you will be given a sightseeing tour of all five boroughs of New York City on Broadway in a limo. And, thanks to our friends at Papa John's Pizza, we're giving your family a pizza while on your tour!
Kevin: And I went around Central Park at night years ago, so I am also giving you a nighttime tour of Central Park in a carriage.
Brittany: Central Park Horses presents a one hour three mile excursion tour of Central Park featuring Photo Stops along the popular attractions of Central Park and incredible views of the skyline of New York City at night.
Cedric: But, just in time for the holidays, to make your adventure better, we're giving you tickets to SING! An Irish Christmas at Carnegie Hall.
[Cheers and applause]
Brittany: As seen on PBS, Ireland’s Keith and Kristyn Getty, writers of modern hymns and carols, celebrate Christmas with Sing! An Irish Christmas where they will be joined by their band of instrumentalists, fusing Celtic, bluegrass, Americana, and classical music as well as cultural dance and the choral sounds of the holiday. Keith and Kristyn and their special guest friends perform a program that unites tradition and innovation in celebration of the season.
Buzz: What else what I was missing? Oh, remember how Kevin spent $967 on room service. We're gonna round that up to a thousand. $1,000 in the form of a VISA Card.
[Applause]
Cedric: So that's a three night stay at the Plaza Hotel, with passes to the Empire State Building, a Limo ride around New York City and a Pizza, a nighttime tour of Central Park in a carriage, four tickets to a Christmas concert, and $1,000 in a form of a VISA Card. They can all be yours if you win the game!
Kevin: And I have something special for all of you. Everybody in the audience is getting a copy of my film on Blu-Ray, DVD, and Digital HD!
[Cheers and applause]
Brittany: Experience Kevin's amazing adventure in New York City with a copy of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York on Blu-Ray Combo Pack. From 20th Century Fox. Rated PG. And if you at home want your own copy of Home Alone 2, go to PBS.org/ACME and find out how!
Kevin: Another Christmas in the trenches!
[Applause]
Jon: Thank you, Kevin, Buzz, Cedric, and Brittany! Okay, contestants, let's get to our Big Money Round where this is for the Home Alone 2 Prize Package and the right to go to the Bonus Round.
I will be giving the wheel one final spin of the day. As if I give you a letter and if it's in the puzzle round, you have five seconds to solve it. Vowels are worth nothing, consonants are worth $1,000 + whatever amount I landed. Up to $8,500 per consonant is at stake. Here we go. [spins]
[As the wheel is at $600]
Jon: Come on! Come on!
[$7500]
[Cheers and applause!]
Jon: WHOO!!! $8,500 for every consonant we find! Every letter very important. This is gonna decide it! iKing, what's the category.
iKing: The category is What Are You Doing?
Kevin: NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX!
[Laughter!]
Jon: We need a hypen and an ampersand in the puzzle.
[_ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ & _ _ _ _]
Jon: Audience, close your mouths. The game is on the line. Ameila, we'll start with you a letter please.
Ameila: S.
Jon: No S. Xaiver?
Xaiver: N.
Jon: One N. $8,500.
[_ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ N _
_ _ _ _ _ & _ _ _ _]
[Afterwards...]
[BUZZER!]
Jon: Noel?
Noel: G.
Jon: One G.
[_ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ _ N G
_ _ _ _ _ & _ _ _ _]
[Afterwards...]
[BUZZER!]
Jon: Ameila?
Ameila: I.
Jon: One I. No money for vowels.
[_ _ _ _ _ - _ _ _ _ I N G
_ _ _ _ _ & _ _ _ _]
[Afterwards...]
[BUZZER!]
Jon: Xaiver?
Xaiver: E.
Jon: No E. Noel?
Noel: P.
Jon: Two P's.
[_ _ _ _ _ - _ _ P P I N G
_ _ _ _ _ & _ _ _ _]
[Afterwards...]
[BUZZER!]
Jon: Ameila.
Ameila: R.
Jon: Four R's. Over $34,000.
[_ _ _ _ _ - _ R _ P P I N G
_ _ R R_ & _ _ R _]
[Afterwards...]
[BUZZER!]
Jon: Xaiver.
Xaiver: B.
Jon: Two B's.
[B _ _ B _ - _ _ _ P P I N G
_ _ R R_ & _ _ R _]
[Afterwards...]
[BUZZER!]
Jon: Noel?
Noel: Y.
Jon: Two Y's.
[B _ _ B Y - _ _ _ P P I N G
_ _ R RY & _ _ R _]
[Afterwards...]
[BUZZER!]
Jon: Ameila?
Ameila: A.
Jon: Three A's. No money for the vowels.
[B _ _ B Y - _ R A P P I N G
_ A R RY & _ A R _]
Ameila: BOOBY-TRAPPING HARRY & MARV!
Jon: YEAH!!!
[Cheers and applause]
[BOOBY-TRAPPING
HARRY & MARV]
[Cheers and applause]
Jon: $34,000! Added to the $2,500 you've won earlier. You're going to the bonus round with $36,500! You've also won the Home Alone 2 Prize Package!
Ameila: Yes!
[Cheers and applause]
Jon: Noel, thank you being here. $19,200 for you. Xaiver, no puzzles solved. We're gonna give you $500 and we thank you for being here. Well, come on Noel, let's see if you can increase your winnings up to 10x.
[He and Ameila go to the Bonus Round where Kevin, Buzz, and Cedric (holding a tray of envelopes)]
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Kevin: Wow! That last puzzle you solved are those two guys I captured. And I got their rap sheet from Savage. [reads the rap sheet, as clips from Kevin's booby traps are shown] 20 counts of Burglary in the first degree, two counts of kidnapping in the first degree, five counts of trespass, eleven counts of criminal possession of stolen property in the first degree, three counts of criminal possession of a gun, three counts of scheming to defraud, and 50 counts of robbery in the third degree. They were been sentenced to 40 years in prison. But, Marv escaped from prison and got arrested again and more prison time was added.
[Back to HQ]
Buzz: The Sticky Bandits will never be released from prison again.
Jon: No doubt about it. Now, Ameila. You've won $36,500. Cedric has a tray of envelopes each of them containing a multiplier. We have doubles, triples, and quadruples, but only one of those envelopes has the big 10. Find it and you could increase your winnings by $365,000! Pick an envelope and good luck.
[Ameila picks up a envelope off of the tray]
Cedric: Good luck.
Jon: Okay, Ameila. We got a little puzzle to solve. iKing, what's our category?
iKing: The category is Person.
Jon: And remember, Person does not mean Proper Name.
[_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]
Jon: R-S-T-L-N-E.
[_ _ _ _ _ N L _ _ _]
Jon: Well, that's all you're gonna get here. Now, pick three more consonants and a vowel.
Ameila: D-G-P-I.
[P I G _ _ N L _ D _]
[Ameila smiles]
Jon: Wow! I think you're smiling. You got fifteen seconds to talk it out. Good luck!
Ameila: PIGEON LADY!
Jon: YEAH!!!
[Cheers and applause]
[PIGEON LADY]
Jon: Well done, Ameila! Now, let's open up that envelope and see what did you do with the money!
Ameila: [opens the envelope] WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!! THE TEN!!!
[WILD cheers and applause; confetti and streamers fall over the stage, Ameila's family hugs her, then hugs Kevin, Buzz, Kate, Uncle Frank, and Cedric]
Brittany: AMEILA, SANTA'S GOT A BIG FAT LOAD OF CASH FOR YOU! YOU HAVE INCREASED YOUR WINNINGS TO $365,000!!!
Jon: Amazing, Ameila! You're gonna be spending an incredible time at the Plaza Hotel over the holidays. And tell me, what are you gonna do with all the money?
Ameila's mother: College and go on a dream vacation someday.
Jon: Don't spend it all in one place. And enjoy your stay at New York's most exciting hotel experience! Well, that's our show for today and is also our last show of 2017. We ended our first half of the season with a bang. I want to thank our special guests today: Kevin, Buzz, their mother Kate, Uncle Frank McCallister, and Cedric the concierge of the Plaza Hotel for joining us today. For you folks at home, after the holidays, there will be reruns of the first half of the season, and we'll be back after the Super Bowl for the second half of the season. If you're between the ages of 10 and 18, and have not received your High School diploma yet, maybe you would like to become a contestant on our show. Send your request to:
TICKETS
ACME WHEEL OF FORTUNE
CRIME NET
ONE POLICE PLAZA
NEW YORK, NY 10038
Or go to PBS.org/ACME! You could solve puzzles and win lots of cash. Send your request today! From iKing, Brittany, our special guests: the McCalister Family, Cedric the Concierge, and the New York Children's Chorus, and the entire staff and detectives of ACME Crime Net, this is Jonathan Mann saying "Have a Merry Christmas, a Happy New Year, and keep on spinnn' and solvin'!
All: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
[Cheers and applause]
[The NY Children's Chorus performs Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas during the credits]
Chorus: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Sing a song for the glorious season.
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Sing a song for a happy new year.
Sing merrily, merrily, loud and strong,
Welcome the wintry season.
Just follow along with the holiday song.
Santa is here again, yes!
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Sing a song for the glorious season.
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Sing a song for a happy new year.
The reindeer fly, if you need any proof.
It's merely a matter of reason.
Just listen, you'll hear when they land on the roof.
Santa is here again, yes!
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Sing a song for the glorious season.
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Sing a song for a happy new year.
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Sing a song for the glorious season.
Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas!
Its a magical, miracle, annual, lyrical,
Sing-along now, sing a song for a happy new year!
ACME's WHEEL of FORTUNE
Based on the game show created by
MERV GRIFFIN
GUEST STARS:
Macauly Culkin as Kevin Calister
Devin Retray as Buzz McCalister
Catherine O'Hara as Kate McCallister
Rob Schneider as Cedric
Gerry Bamman as Uncle Frank
New York Children's Chorus
Special Thanks To:
THE STAFF AT THE PLAZA HOTEL
20TH CENTURY FOX
O'HARE AIRPORT
AMERICAN AIRLINES.
Bob Eubanks: Guests of today's show stay at the world renowned Plaza Hotel. New York's most exciting hotel experience. For reservations call toll-free: 1-800-759-3000 or visit www.theplazany.com
Brittany: Guests fly American Airlines. The airline that flies Home Alone 2: Lost In New York. Together with American Eagle, American offers daily non-stop flights to nearly 350 destinations in more than 50 countries. The World's Greatest Flyers Fly American. 
Narrator: Produced in New York City, this has been a production of an elite unit known as ACME Crime Net.
Brittany: Vigilance, dedication, courage!
[Post-show segment; Jon stands in an empty stage]
Jon: As many of you know, Peter McCallister could not be with us on today's show. Because John Heard, whose famous role was Peter McCallister passed away this past summer. Heard was not only a vital part for playing in Home Alone 1 and 2, he made various other television and film appearances such as CSI: Miami, Prison Break, and The Sopranos. From all of us at ACME, our sincere condolences to his family, his friends, and his fellow co-stars. His famous role in Home Alone 1 and 2 will live on forever.
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