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2/10/2018 8:49 pm  #1


ACME WoF - Special Episode featuring the Philadelphia Eagles

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[Portions Pre-Recorded]

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Narrator: New York City's fight against crime usually seen at this time will not be presented tonight.


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Narrator: Instead...


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[Jon, Freddie, Layla, the Chipmunks, and Chipettes run up the stairs in the style of Rocky. Swoop is at the top of the steps.]

Jon: From Philadelphia...!

Brittany: Home of the Super Bowl Champions...!

Layla: Philadelphia Eagles...!

Alvin: It's a special! A special Super Bowl Edition...!

Freddie: You heard him! It's a special Super Bowl Celebration of....!

Crowd: WHEEL....OF.....FORTUNE!!!!

[Gonna Fly Now is heard accompanied by a montage of highlights of the Philadelphia Eagles playoff run and Super Bowl LII]

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Alvin: Ladies and gentlemen, your Super Bowl LII Champions, PHILADELPHIA EAGLES!!!

[The Vince Lombardi Trophy theme is heard as the Philadelphia Eagles [Lombardi Trophy held by Nick Foles] enter the arena. The crowd cheers wildly.]

[Afterwards...]

Crowd: Fly, Eagles Fly!
On The Road To Victory! (Fight! Fight! Fight!)
Fight, Eagles fight!
Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3! (1! 2! 3!)
Hit 'em low!
Hit 'em high!
And watch our Eagles fly!
Fly, Eagles Fly!
On The Road To Victory!
E-A-G-L-E-S!
EAGLES!!!

[WILD cheers and applause]

Layla: And now, from the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia.....!

Brittany: Here's the star of ACME Wheel....!

Layla, Chipmunks, and Chipettes: JONATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN  MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANN!!

[Jon enters into the arena and he catches a football and runs to his position as if he scored a touchdown]

Freddie: [raises his arms] TOUCHDOWN!!!

[Cheers and applause]

Jon: That was one hell of  a welcome. WHOO!!! Hello, Philadelphia! Super Bowl Champions!

[Cheers and applause]

Jon: Did you know that I was born in Philly? And when I saw Super Bowl LII last week, I was rooting for the Eagles in hoping they win their first Super Bowl and they did!

Freddie: By beating the New England Cheatriots!

[Laughter; then cheers and applause]

Jon: Anyway, welcome to a very special edition of ACME Wheel featuring the Super Bowl Champions. iKing couldn't be with us today. Instead, we got the feisty raccoon standing next to me. He's dressing up as a referee today. It's my ol' buddy from Chucklewood, Freddie.

Freddie: Wazzup, Steagles!

[Laughter!; Applause]

Freddie: Make that Eagles.

Jon: And, usually our puzzleboard will be controlled via computer however we got a malfunction with the board. So we decided to turn puzzles the old fashioned way. To help us out, say hello to Layla Hamilton, the Chipmunks, and Chipettes up in the announcer's booth.

[Applause]

Jon: We got three Eagles who will be spinning the wheel and solvin' puzzles for the benefit of their favorite charities. So, we are gonna meet them right now. Alvin, Brittany, Layla?

[Now to the players]

Alvin: In the fourth quarter of the Super Bowl, he recovered the fumble after Tom Brady got stripped-sacked. Playing for the Independence Blue Cross Foundation, meet Defensive End #96, Derek Barnett!

Brittany: He caught the ball, became a runner, broke the plane, ball pops loose and then saves it for the Super Bowl winning touchdown! Playing for St. Christopher's Hospital for Children, meet Tight End, #86, Zach Ertz!

Layla: He's your Super Bowl MVP whose famous for scoring the Touchdown after a trick-play made by Trey Burton on 4th and Goal in the second quarter. He is the second quarterback ever to beat Tom Brady in a Super Bowl. Playing for the Eagles Charitable Foundation, your Super Bowl MVP, Quarterback #9, Nick Foles!

[Cheers and applause]

Jon: All right, guys. Congratulations on winning the Super Bowl. Let's see if you can solve puzzles for charity. Let's look at our wheel.

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Jon: There's thousands of dollars in cash waiting to be won. You spin the wheel, call a letter. If a letter's in the puzzle, the money goes into your bank. If it's not in the puzzle, you lose your turn. Solve the puzzle, and the money will be going to your charity. But be aware of two wedges. First: Lose A Turn, land on that and it will be a loss of turn. And finally, we have the Bankrupt.

[Audience boos]

Jon: Land on that wedge and all of your money goes to the land of nothing. And, if you have no money and if the other player has money. You can steal their money by landing on a special wedge called....!

Chipettes:  POWER!!!

Jon: Land on that, guess a correct letter and you can steal other player's money. Whoever has the most money after four puzzles will go to the Bonus Round for a shot at up to 10x their winnings for charity.

[Applause]

Jon: Now, usually we determine who will go first before the show. But today, we're going to decide who will spin first on camera. We're going to do a three player coin toss. 

[Freddie and Theodore enter and takes out coin from their pockets]

Jon: Freddie and Theodore each have a coin. A silver coin from Freddie, and a green coin for Theodore. The Philadelphia Eagles logo is "heads".  The Lombardi Trophy is "tails." Now, players, you get to decide which coin you want to participate with. Derek, which coin would you like?

Derek: Theodore's. 

Jon: Stand next to Theodore please.

[Derek stands next to Theodore]

Jon: Zach, would like to toss Freddie's or Theodore's?

Zach: I'll also toss Theodore's [walks to him]

Jon: So Nick will toss Freddie's coin. We'll begin with Theodore's coin. The loser of Theodore's toss will start the third round. The winner will face off against Nick with Freddie's coin. Theodore?

Theodore: Okay, Derek. Call it heads or tails?

Derek: Tails.

Theodore: Tails is the call. [flips the coin and shows heads] It's Heads. So that means, Derek you will start in the third puzzle. Zach, go meet Nick.

[Derek walks to the third position, Zach walks up to Nick and Freddie]

Freddie: The winner of my coin toss will go first. Nick, call it heads or tails.

Nick: Heads.

Freddie: The call is heads. [flips the coin and shows heads] Heads it is!

[Cheers and applause]

Jon: So that means, Nick will go first, Zach will go second, Derek will go third. [Nick and Zach will go to their positions] And now, let the games begin! 

[Applause]

Jon: Layla's going first doing the puzzle right now. And Freddie will give us the category.

Freddie: The category is Things. Plural things. 

Jon: We need an ampersand in the puzzle. Layla will show you that.

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_ _ _ _ _]

Jon: Nick, spin that wheel!

[Nick spins]

[$75]

Nick: N.

Freddie: You're in luck. We have one and another. Two.

[_ N _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ N _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _     &
_ _ _ _ _]

Jon: $150. Now, you need at least $100 more to buy a vowel which costs $250. So spin the wheel again.

[Nick spins again]

[$25]

Nick: R.

Freddie: You got it. There's one.

[_ N _ _ R _ _ _ _ _ _ N _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _     &
_ _ _ _ _]

Jon: Up to $175. Not enough to buy a vowel. Spin the wheel again.

[Nick spins again]

[Bankrupt]

Freddie: Congratulations, you landed on an instant win wedge! Oops! I mean, you landed on a Bankrupt. Sorry! Time to go to Zach.

[Zach spins]

[$250]

Zach: S.

Freddie: How about $1,000 worth of S's? There's four of them!

[_ N _ _ R _ _ _ _ _ _ N S
_ _ _ _ _ _ S     &
S _ _ _ S]

Jon: $1,000.

[Zach spins again]

[$400]

Zach: Is there a T.

Freddie: You bet there is, Zach. They are a couple of them.

[_ N T _ R _ _ _ T _ _ N S
_ _ _ _ _ _ S     &
S _ _ _ S]

Jon: $1,800.

[Zach spins again]

[Lose A Turn]

Freddie: [blows his whistle and throws a penalty marker] That's a loss of turn penalty for you! Derek will take over on spins.

[Derek spins]

[$1000]

[Applause]

Derek: L.

Freddie: Yes, sir! There's one.

[_ N T _ R _ _ _ T _ _ N S
_ _ _ _ L _ S     &
S _ _ _ S]

Jon: $1,000.

[Zach spins again]

[$800]

Zach: C.

Freddie: 2-Point Conversion = Two C's.

[_ N T _ R C _ _ T _ _ N S
_ _ _ _ L _ S     &
S _ C _ S]

Jon: Up to $2,800.

Derek: I'll buy a vowel. An A.

Freddie: There is uno. That's one in Spanish.

[_ N T _ R C _ _ T _ _ N S
_ _ _ _ L _ S     &
S A C _ S]

Jon: Down to $2,550.

[Derek spins again]

[$150]

Derek: S--.

Freddie: [blows whistle and throws a penalty marker] Calling an letter that's already been called. Defense. Loss of Turn. Control goes back over to Nick.

[Nick spins]

[Power]

Chipmunks and Chipettes: POWER!!!

Nick: B.

Freddie: There's one!

[_ N T _ R C _ _ T _ _ N S
_ _ _ B L _ S     &
S _ C _ S]

Jon: Now, Zach has $1,800. Derek has $2,550. What would you like to use the Power on?

Nick: Derek, I'm taking your money.

Derek: No way, Nick!

Jon: $2,550 goes over to Nick. Now, what would you like to do now?

Nick: I am going to spin! [spins]

[$700]

Nick: P as in Pass.

Freddie: Mmmm-hmmm. One P.

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_ _ _ B L _ S     &
S _ C _ S]

Jon: $3,250.

[Nick spins again]

[$500]

Nick: M.

Freddie: Money! Moola! Money! There's an M.

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_ _ M B L _ S     &
S _ C _ S]

Jon: $3,750.

Nick: One more! [spins]

[Power]

Chipmunks and Chipettes: POWER!!!

Freddie: If you guess a correct letter, you can use the Power on Zach who has $1,800.

Nick: F as in Freddie.

Freddie: Oh, that's nice of you. There's an F. $1,800 goes into your bank.

[_ N T _ R C _ P T _ _ N S
F _ M B L _ S     &
S _ C _ S]

Jon: $5,550.

Nick: I am solving!

Jon: For $5,550. What are those things?

Nick: INTERCEPTIONS FUMBLES & SACKS!

Freddie: [raises his arms] TOUCHDOWN!!!

[Cheers and applause]

[INTERCEPTIONS
FUMBLES &
SACKS]

Jon: Nick, $5,550 going to your charity. Let's take a little break and talk about our charities. We'll begin with you, Nick.

Nick: I am playing for the Eagles Charitable Foundation.

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For over twenty years, the ECF has served more than one million children in the region to provide comprehensive vision care by providing free eye exams and glasses to children in the communities who need it most. They have expanded it's commitment to autism research, investing heavily in groundbreaking studies at some of the region’s leading medical institutions. The ECF can continue Philadelphia it's signatures.

Jon: Good for you. Let's hear about Zach's charity.

Zach: I am donating my winnings to St. Christopher's Hospital for Children. One of the oldest hospitals in America that is dedicated to children.

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Each year St. Christopher's Hospital for Children receives thousands of applications to its Pediatric Residency Program from which 300 are selected to interview.

Jon: Wonderful. And Derek, I see that you are playing for some sort of a Blue Cross/Blue Shield Foundation.

Derek: Right, Jon. I am playing for the Independence Blue Cross Foundation.

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This foundation funds programs and initiatives that advance caring for our region's most vulnerable, enhance health care delivery, and build healthy communities throughout the Deleware Valley.

Jon: Excellent. Let's give all three of those players a big round of applause!

[Cheers and applause]

Jon: Let's move on to the second round.

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Jon: $1,500 is the top dollar value for this round. Eleanor's turn to turn the letters now. Freddie, category please?

Freddie: The category is What Are You Doing?

Chipmunks and Chipettes: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!

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_ _   _ _ _    _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: There's the puzzle. Zach, lead off.

[Zach spins]

[$100]

Zach: S.

Freddie: S as in skip ya! There's no S. Derek, it's your turn.

[Derek spins]

[$850]

Derek: R.

Freddie: I don't believe it! You know how many they are? One.

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_ _ _    R _ _ _ _ _
_ _   _ _ _    _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: $850.

[Derek spins again]

[$75]

Derek: M?

Freddie: Mope. Mope. Nope. Nope. No M. Time to go to Nick.

[Nick spins]

[Bankrupt]

Freddie: Well, that's considered a Lose A Turn cause you don't have any money. Back over to Zach.

[Zach spins]

[$1250]

Zach: L.

Freddie: OMG! How about $5,000 worth of L's? 

[_ _ _ L L _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _    R _ L _ _ _
_ _   _ _ _    _ _ _ L _]

Jon: $5,000.

[Zach spins again]

[$550]

Zach: N.

Freddie: Four quarters. Four downs. Four N's!

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_ _ _    R _ L _ N _
_ N   _ _ _    _ _ _ L _]

Jon: $7,200.

[Zach spins]

[As the Wheel is at Bankrupt...]

Jon: One more! One more!

[$450]

Jon: Whew! That was close.

Freddie: So damn close.

Zach: T.

Freddie: A pair of T's.

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T _ _    R _ L _ N _
_ N   T _ _    _ _ _ L _]

Jon: $8,100.

[Zach spins again]

[As the wheel is at $800]

Jon: Looks like trouble again! Don't click! Don't click!

[Lose A Turn]

Freddie: [blows whistle, then throws a penalty marker] Loss of Turn penalty.

Jon: We may get back to you, Zach. You'll never know.

Freddie: In the meantime, Derek takes over on downs.

[Derek spins]

[$1100]

Derek: G.

Freddie: Three timeouts. Three points for a field goal. Three G's.

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T _ _    R _ L _ N G
_ N   T _ _    _ _ _ L _]

Jon: Up to $4,450.

[Derek spins again]

[$125]

Derek: H.

Freddie: There's a trio of H's.

[_ H _ L L _ N G _ N G
T H _    R _ L _ N G
_ N   T H _    _ _ _ L _]

Jon: $4,525.

Derek: I'm buying a vowel. An E.

Freddie: Four E's. Terrific buy!

[_ H _ L L E N G _ N G
T H E    R _ L _ N G
_ N   T H E    _ _ E L _]

Jon: $4,275.

[Derek spins]

[$200]

Derek: C.

Freddie: One.

[C H _ L L E N G _ N G
T H E    R _ L _ N G
_ N   T H E    _ _ E L _]

Jon: $4,475. We're almost there.

[Derek spins again]

[$1250]

Derek: D.

Freddie: Excellent! There's one.

[C H _ L L E N G _ N G
T H E    R _ L _ N G
_ N   T H E    _ _ E L D]

Jon: $5,725.

Derek: Ummmm....

Jon: Five seconds!

[Just as Derek touches the peg and spins the wheel...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Wait a minute! Wait a minute! [stops the wheel] Judges, was he in time?

Judges: He touched the peg and started to spin just as the buzzer sound. So he was in the nick of time.

Jon: Okay, go ahead and spin.

[Derek spins]

[$850]

Derek: F.

Freddie: There it is!

[C H _ L L E N G _ N G
T H E    R _ L _ N G
_ N   T H E    F _ E L D]

[CHIRP-CHIRP-CHIRP-CHIRP!]

Freddie: Only vowels left.

Derek: I am gonna solve.

Jon: For $6,075. What are you doing?

Derek: CHALLENGING THE RULING ON THE FIELD.

Freddie: [raises his arms] TOUCHDOWN!!!

[Cheers and applause]

[CHALLENGING
THE RULING
ON THE FIELD]

Jon: Well done, Derek! You are in the lead with $6,075 going to the Independence Blue Cross Foundation. Nick has $5,000 going to his charity. Zach, still some time to get some money for  your charity. Let's move on to our $500 Bonus Category Round. 

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Jon: $2,000 is the top dollar value for this round and you can win an extra $500 if you can perform one very small task. Simon and Jeanette are turning the letters now. Freddie, category please.

Freddie: The category is Slogan and it could land you an extra $500. Pay attention. Sponsored.

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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: Derek, give that wheel a turn.

[Derek spins]

[$775]

Derek: R.

Freddie: One. Two. Three!

[_ _ _ _ _ R 
_ _ _ R _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ R   _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: $2,375.

[Derek spins again]

[As the wheel is at $700]

Jon: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!

[Bankrupt]

Freddie: [blows whistle, then throws a penalty marker] Looks like you've gotten an "all of your money" penalty for landing on the big black wedge! Loss of Money, and your turn. Next turn goes to Nick.

[Nick spins]

[$1000]

Nick: L?

Freddie: No gain. No L. Zach's turn.

[Zach spins]

[$1500]

Zach: T.

Freddie: Oh, mighty cheerleaders, is that letter in the puzzle at that amount!?

[As the puzzleboard lights up...]

Layla, Chipmunks and Chipettes: ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE!!!

Freddie: $7,500 worth of T's! That's a hell of a play!

[_ _ T T _ R 
_ _ _ R _ _ _ _ _ T _
_ _ T T _ R   _ _ _ _ _]

[Zach spins again]

[$175]

Zach: S.

Freddie: There's one.

[_ _ T T _ R 
_ _ _ R _ _ _ _ _ T S
_ _ T T _ R   _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: $7,675.

[Zach spins again]

[$2000]

[Applause]

Zach: N.

Freddie: Let's see...there's one.....and another!

[_ _ T T _ R 
_ N _ R _ _ _ _ N T S
_ _ T T _ R   _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: $11,765.

Zach: I like to buy a vowel. An E.

Freddie: A Touchdown equals six points. There are six E's! Count 'em. Six E's! Good buy!

[_ E T T E R 
_ N _ R E _ _ E N T S
_ E T T E R   _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: $11,425.

Zach: I'll buy an I.

Freddie: Three I's.

[_ E T T E R 
I N _ R E _ I E N T S
_ E T T E R   _ I _ _ _]

Jon: $11,175.

Zach: Go big or go home. I'm going for it! [spins]

[As the wheel is at $1,000]

Jon: Hold your breath. Hold your breath.

[$1000]

Zach: B as in Brittany.

Brittany: Oh, thank you, Zach.

Freddie: Yes. They are two Brittany's. Oops! Make that Two B's.

Jeanette: [as she and Simon turn the letters] You're funny, Freddie!

[Laughter!]

[B E T T E R 
I N _ R E _ I E N T S
B E T T E R   _ I _ _ _]

Jon: $13,175.

Zach: One more. [spins]

Jon: They always say one more.

[$900]

Zach: Z as in Zach.

Freddie: Excellent call! There are two of them.

[B E T T E R 
I N _ R E _ I E N T S
B E T T E R   _ I Z Z _]

Jon: $14,975.

Zach: Just for the heck of it. Let's buy the A.

Freddie: There's one A.

[B E T T E R 
I N _ R E _ I E N T S
B E T T E R   _ I Z Z A]

Freddie: Well, that's all the vowel buying. I am closing up the vowel shop. Every remaining letter is a consonant. Spin or solve?

Zach: I am solving.

Jon: For $14,725. What's this slogan?

Zach: BETTER INGREDIENTS BETTER PIZZA.

Freddie: [raises his arms] TOUCHDOWN!!!

[Cheers and applause]

[BETTER
INGREDIENTS
BETTER PIZZA]

Jon: Now, Zach, for an additional $500 to bring your total to $15,225. What company uses that slogan?

Zach: Papa John's!

Freddie: [raises his arms again] SUCESSFUL CONVERSION!!!

[Cheers and applause]

Jon: Zach, $15,225 going to your charity. Everybody has money for their charities. Derek, you have $6,075 for your charity. Nick, you still have $5,000. The Big Money Round will decide who will be going to the Bonus Round to increase their winnings up to 10 times. Before we do that though, since the last puzzle was about Papa John's. Eagles Fans, we have something special for you. Layla? 

Layla: Since pizza is a popular Super Bowl dinner treat, we're giving everybody in attendance a FREE Large Two-Topping Pizza from Papa John's!

[Cheers and applause]

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Layla: Everybody in attendance will receive a coupon good for a Free Large Two-Topping Pizza at any Papa John's Pizza. The official pizza sponsor of the National Football League. Better Ingredients. Better Pizza. If you at home want your very own Large 1-Topping Pizza, go to PBS.org/ACME and find out how.

[Back to HQ]

Jon: Yep. Papa John's is my favorite place to go for a Super Bowl Pizza. Anyway, let's move on to the Big Money Round. Alvin and Brittany are turning letters now.

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Jon: This going to decide who will be going to the Bonus Round. Freddie will give the wheel a final spin of the day. Once you give me a letter, and if it's a puzzle, you got five seconds to solve it. Vowels are worth nothing, consonants are worth $1,000 plus whatever amount Freddie lands on. Freddie, spin that wheel please.

Freddie: Let's see [points at the wedges] $7,500, $5,000. [grabs his tail and puts it on a peg]

[Laughter!]

Brittany: USE YOUR HANDS!!!

Freddie: Oops! [brushes his hands with his tail, then spins it]

[$3,500]

Jon: $4,500 for every consonant will find. Every letter very important. Either player can win! Everybody in the crowd, do not shout, scream, or talk! I want full silence please. Thank you. Freddie, what's our puzzle?

Freddie: The category is Event.

[_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _]

Jon: Nick, we'll begin with you. A letter please.

Nick: T.

Jon: Three T's.

[T _ _ _ _ _ T _
_ _ _ T _]

[Afterwards...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Zach?

Zach: S.

Jon: No S. Derek?

Derek: A.

Jon: There are three A's. No money for the vowels. But you get five seconds.

[T A _ _ _ A T _
_ A _ T _]

[Afterwards...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Nick?

Nick: L!

Jon: One L.

[T A _ L _ A T _
_ A _ T _]

Nick: TAILGATE PARTY!

Freddie: [raises his arms] TOUCHDOWN!!!

[Cheers and applause]

[TAILGATE
PARTY]

Jon: Nick, first you were the MVP of Super Bowl LII, and when we add the $18,000 to the $5,000 you've won earlier. You're going to the bonus round with $23,000!

[WILD Cheers and applause]

Nick: It's my dream come true.

Jon: Yep. Zach, second place is not bad. $15,225 going to the Independence Blue Cross Foundation. Thank you for playing. Derek, St. Christopher's Hospital is getting $6,075. We thank for being here. Well, Nick, you're gonna face the tray of envelopes as we can see if the Eagles Charitable Foundation can get double, triple, quadruple, or even decuple your $23,000. Come with me.

[He, Nick, and Freddie go to the Bonus Round where Swoop [holding a tray of envelopes] and Coach Doug Petersen await]

Doug: Congratulations, Nick. You solved that last puzzle like a professional.

Jon: Well, Coach Petersen, your dream has come true on winning your first Super Bowl.

Doug: We've been waited a long time for this. After Zach Ertz made the incredible game winning touchdown, and deflected Tom Brady's final Hail Mary to win, it was amazing. And now all four NFC East teams have gotten a Super Bowl. 

[Applause]

Jon: No doubt about it. Now, Nick, Swoop has a tray of ten envelopes. Each of them containing a multiplier. Five of them have a double. Two of them have a triple. Two of them have quadruple. But only one has the big 10. Find it, and solve the puzzle, and your winnings could increase to $230,000!

[Applause]

Jon: Pick an envelope and good luck.

[Just as Nick grabs an envelope, Swoop blocks it with his beak]

[Laughter!]

Nick: Come on, Swoop! No time for games. [grabs an envelope]

[Laughter!]

Jon: All right, Nick. Here is the puzzle to work with. Freddie?

Freddie: The category is Place.

[_ _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: R-S-T-L-N-E. Chipmunks? Chipettes?

[The Chipmunks and Chipettes reveal the following letters...]

[L _ _ _ E R]

Jon: Okay, Nick. Give me three consonants and a vowel.

Nick: [smiles] C-K-D-O.

Jon: Okay.

[The Chipmunks and Chipettes reveal the following letters...]

[L O C K E R]

[Cheers and Applause]

Jon: Well, normally we give you fifteen seconds to solve the puzzle. But the hell with the fifteen seconds. SAY IT!!!

Nick: LOCKER!!!

Freddie: [raises his arms] TOUCHDOWN!!!

[WILD cheers and applause; confetti falls on the arena]

Jon: Now, Nick, open that envelope and see what did you did with the money?

Nick: [opens the envelope and reveals]: TRIPLE!!!

[Cheers and applause]

Layla: Nick Foles, you have tripled your money for your charity to $69,000! Congratulations!

Jon: $69,000 going to the Eagles Charitable Foundation! Let's bring out all of the other Eagles!

[The rest of the Eagles (Lombardi Trophy in their hand) enter HQ]

Jon: Today, ACME Crime Net has donated a combined total of $90,600 for three charities. And it's all done by the Super Bowl Champion Philadelphia Eagles! 

[Cheers and applause]

Jon: I want to thank all of your fans for coming out today to watch this special edition of ACME Wheel. And of course, our friends at WHYY right here in Philly for helping us. And before we close up shop, let's sing Fly, Eagles Fly one more time!

[Cheers and applause]

Chipmunks: Fly, Eagles Fly!
On The Road To Victory! (Crowd: Fight! Fight! Fight!)
Layla and Chipettes: Fight, Eagles fight!
Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3! (Crowd: 1! 2! 3!)
Freddie: Hit 'em low!
Hit 'em high!
Jon, Freddie Layla, Chipmunks, and Chipettes: And watch our Eagles fly!
Fly, Eagles Fly!
On The Road To Victory!

Jon: EVERYBODY SING!!!

All: Fly, Eagles Fly!
On The Road To Victory! (Fight! Fight! Fight!)
Fight, Eagles fight!
Score a touchdown 1, 2, 3! (1! 2! 3!)
Hit 'em low!
Hit 'em high!
And watch our Eagles fly!
Fly, Eagles Fly!
On The Road To Victory!

E-A-G-L-E-S!
EAGLES!!!

[WILD Cheers and applause]

Jon: For YOUR Philadelphia Eagles! This is Jonathan Mann....

Freddie: Freddie...

Layla: Layla Hamilton....

Chipmunks and Chipettes: and the Chipmunks/Chipettes...!

Jon: Reminding you to....

With Freddie, Layla, the Chipmunks, and Chipettes: KEEP ON SPINNIN' AND SOLVIN'! EAGLES ALL THE WAY!!!

[WILD Cheers and applause]

ACME's WHEEL of FORTUNE
Based on the game show created by
MERV GRIFFIN 

All contesants are briefed regarding
game rules prior to their appearance.

Special Thanks To:
The National Football League
Philadelphia Eagles

Production assistance provided by:
WHYY

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Narrator: Thank you for watching this special presentation from an elite unit known as ACME Crime Net.

Layla, Chipmunks, ChipettesVigilance, dedication, courage!

 

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