Rated TV-PG (CC)

Pamela: Hi, everyone! The final episode of Season 2 of ACME Wheel's just about to begin! Remember to watch in a brightly-lit room, and not sit too close to your monitor.

[COLD OPEN]

[Apartment of Jonathan Mann, New York City, 10:00am]

[Jon and Freddie pack up their camping gear and clothes in Jon's truck]

Jon: Ready for a checklist, Freddie?

Freddie: Yes.

Jon: Tent.

Freddie: Check.

Jon: Sleeping gear?

Freddie: Check.

Jon: Bathing supplies.

Freddie: Check. Truck inspected and validated.

Jon: [walks around near his truck] Check.

Freddie: Bathing suits.

Jon: We have our bathing suits on, Freddie. So check.

Freddie: Great. Luggage packed.

Jon: Check and packed up.

Freddie: ACME Wheel?

Jon: [looks at his watch] WHA!!! ACME Wheel! Come on! 

[He and Freddie get into the truck, but as Jon attempts to start the truck]

Jon: C'mon! Start! Start!

[Nothing happened]

Jon: Damn! The truck won't start. Now we will never make it on time. 

Freddie: Call AAA.

Jon: Will do.

[Jon calls AAA through his iPhone]

[Afterwards...]

Jon: Well, it's gonna take three or four hours for AAA to come and fix the truck.

Freddie: How are we gonna get to ACME Studios?

Jon: Let's take a cab.

Freddie: Good idea.

[Showtime!]

[At a beach, Jon gets out of a car, gives a key to Bearbette (wearing a gold bikini) who then gives it to Frisky (wearing a purple bikini) who then puts the key into the jar with four other keys and mixes it up]

Freddie: [enters the beach] Each of these beautiful girl cubs in bikinis hold a key to this Mitsubishi Mirage. 

Jon: Only one of them actually starts the car. This car could be in the hands of one of our players, today on the season finale of...

All: WHEEL...OF...FORTUNE!

[Applause]

Simon: The famous wheel.... !

Jeanette: Is spinning your way....

Brittany: Towards thousands of dollars in cash!

Theodore: And now from the ACME Studios...

Eleanor: Here are the stars of our show....

Sora: A raccoon who stares at girls in bikinis everyday, Freddie!

Freddie: [enters HQ wearing a red Hawaiian shirt with red swimming trunks] WHOO-HOO!

Alvin: And...

Chipmunks: JONATHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN...!!!

Chipettes: MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!

Jon: [enters HQ wearing a blue Hawaiian shirt and blue swimming trunks] YEAH-YEAH-YEAH! 

[Applause]

Jon: Hi, everybody! Welcome to our final episode of Season 2 of ACME Wheel.

Freddie: After this episode today, it's three months of summer vacation. Time for camping, time for swimming, and looking at those lovely girls in bikinis.

Jon: And summer flicks too. Before we do that, why not spend a half hour with us.

Freddie: We got our last half hour of puzzles, cash, and maybe one of our three critters--

[Laughter!]

Freddie: Contestants actually could be driving out of here in a brand new car.

Jon: And here are Chipmunks and the Chipettes to introduce them.

[Now to the players]

Alvin: Our first player enjoys playing baseball and hopes to attend an All-Star Game someday.

Brittany:  From Lower Manhattan, meet Eugene Pamette!

Simon: She enjoys ballet, roller skating, and loves to write poetry.

Jeanette: From Stamford, Connecticuit, say hello to Madeline Andelson!

Theodore: His father has been a detective when he was in college, and he hopes to become one someday.

Eleanor: From Brooklyn, say hello to Corbin Vanovo!

[Applause]

Jon: Players, you know how the game is played. Let's take a look at our wheel for the first round.



Jon: And here is our puzzle.

Freddie: The category is Occupation.

Jon: There is an ampersand in the puzzle. Jeanette will show you that.

[_ _ _ _ _ _  
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _     &
_ _ _ _ _ _     _ _ _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: Eugene, you won the draw backstage so you will spin first.

[Free Spin]

[Applause]

Sora: [enters HQ and gives Euguene a Free Spin token] ACME. here is your Free Spin from ACME Crime Net. Use it wisely.

Freddie: I love it when girls give away Free Spins. Euguene, spin it again.

[Euguene spins again]

[Lose A Turn]

Jon: Might as well give it back to me. Spin it again.

[Euguene spins again]

[$400]

Eugene: T?




Jon: Thank you, Cogsworth. Madeline, it's your turn.

[Madeline spins]

[CAR ($50)]

Layla: BEEP-BEEP!

Madeline: L.

Freddie: There are two L's. You get $100, plus an extra chance at the car if you solve the puzzle.

[_ _ _ _ _ _  
_ _ _ _ _ _ L _ _ _     &
_ _ _ _ _ L     _ _ _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: You don't have enough for a vowel yet. Spin the wheel again.

[Madeline spins]

[$500]

Madeline: S.

Freddie: Take two S's and times it by four! There are four S'!

[_ _ _ _ _ _  
_ _ _ _ S _ L _ _ S     &
S _ _ _ _ L     _ _ _ _ _ _ S]

Jon: $2,100.

[Madeline spins]

[$350]

Madeline: R.

Freddie: I don't believe it! You know how many they are? Five!

[_ _ R _ _ R  
_ _ _ _ S _ L _ R S     &
S _ _ _ _ L     _ _ R _ _ R S]

Jon: $3,850.

Madeline: Let's go buy a vowel An E.

Freddie: Good deal! Four E's.

[_ _ R E E R  
_ _ _ _ S E L _ R S     &
S _ _ _ _ L     _ _ R _ E R S]

Jon: $3,600.

Madeline: And the O.

Freddie: Four O's.

[_ _ R E E R  
_ O _ _ S E L O R S     &
S O _ _ _ L     _ O R _ E R S]

Jon: $3,350.

[Madeline spins]

[$175]

Madeline: C.

Freddie: Three stooges. Three Chipmunks. Three Chipettes, three C's.

[C _ R E E R  
C O _ _ S E L O R S     &
S O C _ _ L     _ O R _ E R S]

Jon: $3,875.

[Madeline spins again]

[$450]

Madeline: W.

Freddie: Whoop! There it is.

[C _ R E E R  
C O _ _ S E L O R S     &
S O C _ _ L     W O R _ E R S]

Jon: $4,325.

[Madeline spins again]

[$0]

Freddie: The big donut.

Jon: No money, but keeps your turn.

Madeline: N.

Jon: One N.

[C _ R E E R  
C O _ N S E L O R S     &
S O C _ _ L     W O R _ E R S]

Madeline: I'll solve.

Jon: For $4,325. What is it?

Madeline: CAREER COUNSLERS & SOCIAL WORKERS.

Freddie: COWABUNGA!

[Cheers and applause]

[CAREER
COUNSLERS &
SOCIAL WORKERS]

Jon: Good work, Madeline. That's $4,325 plus an extra car chance if you solve the puzzle, win the game, and solve the bonus puzzle. Let's move on to Round 2.



Jon: Freddie?

Freddie: The category is People. 

Alvin: And remember People does not always mean...

All: Proper Name!

Freddie: I was getting into it!

[Laughter!]

[_ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _   _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _]

Jon: Madeline, lead off.

[Madeline spins]

[$50]

Madeline: M.

Freddie: Mope. No M. Corbin, it's your spin.

[Corbin spins]

[$250]

Corbin: S.

Freddie: Triple up! Three S'!

[_ _ _
_ _ _ _ S _ _ _ S
_ _   S _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _]

Jon: $750.

[Corbin spins again]

[CAR ($100)]

Eleanor: BEEP-BEEP!

Corbin: T as in Theodore.

Theodore: Awww! Thank you, Corbin. Believe it or not, there are three T's!

Freddie: You get $150 and an extra shot at the car.

[T _ _
_ _ _ _ S T _ _ S
_ _   S _ _ _ _    T _ _ _]

Jon: $1,050.

[Corbin spins again]

[As the wheel is at $400...]

Jon: Stop...!

[Lose A Turn]

Layla: Loss...

Brittany: Of...

Sora: Turn.

Freddie: You keep all your money though. Eugene, it's your turn.

[Euguene spins]

[$300]

Euguene: N.

Freddie: You're in luck. We have two.

[T _ _
_ N  _ _ S T _ _ S
_ _   S _ _ _ _    T _ N _]

Jon: $600.

[Eugene spins]

[$200]

Euguene: R.

Freddie: Lucky you. Two R's.

[T _ _
_ N  _ _ S T _ R S
_ _   S _ _ R _    T _ N _]

Jon: $1,000.

[Eugene spins again]

[$650]

Eugene: Ummm....

Jon: Quickly!

Eugene: Ummm...

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Too much time. Madeline, back to you.

[Madeline spins]

[$500]

Madeline: H.

Freddie: Hey-hey-hey. Two H's.

[T H _
_ N  _ _ S T _ R S
_ _   S H _ R _    T _ N _]

Jon: $1,000.

Madeline: I like to buy a vowel. An E.

Freddie: Two E's.

[T H E
_ N  _ E S T _ R S
_ _   S H _ R _    T _ N _]

Jon: $750.

[Madleine spins]

[As the wheel is at $50...]

Jon: Well....

[Power]

Brittany, Jeanette, Sora, and Layla: POWER!!!

[Applause]

Madeline: F.

Jon: There is one F. Now, Corbin has $1,050 and the extra car chance. Eugene has $1,000. What do you want to use the Power on?

[T H E
_ N  _ E S T _ R S
_ F   S H _ R _    T _ N _]

Madeline: Sorry, Corbin. I got to take your extra car chance.

Jon: We'll move that $1,050 over to Madeline's. You now have $1,800.

Madeline: I'll solve.

Jon: Go ahead.

Madeline: THE INVESTORS OF SHARK TANK.

Freddie: YEAH!!!

[Applause]

[THE
INVESTORS
OF SHARK TANK]

Jon: Great use of the Power over Corbin.  $1,800 plus the money you've won in the previous round. You have $6,125 plus two extra chances at the car. Eugene and Corbin, maybe the next two rounds could pick up some money. Let's move on to our next puzzle.



Freddie: The category is On The Map.

[_ _ _ _ _ _    _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _   _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: Corbin, lead off.

[Corbin spins]

[$775]

Corbin: T.

Freddie: There are a pair of T's.

[_ _ _ T _ _    _ _ _ _ _
_ _ T _   _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: $1,550.

[Corbin spins again]

[$350]

Corbin: S as in Simon.

Sinon: Why thank you, Corbin. Matter of fact there is one S.

[_ _ _ T _ _    _ _ _ _ _
S _ _ T _    _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: $1,900.

[Corbin spins again]

[As the wheel is at $800...]

Jon: Oh....

[Bankrupt]

Freddie: Well, your $1,900 will be going into the Wild Country of nothing. Eugene, it's your turn.

[Eugene spins]

[$1000]

Euguene: L.

Freddie: There are dos.

 [_ _ _ T L _    _ _ _ _ _
S _ _ T _    _ _ _ _ L _ _ _]

Jon: $2,000.

Eugene: I like to buy a vowel. An A.

Freddie: Three A's.

 [_ _ _ T L _    _ _ A _ _
S _ _ T _    _ A _ _ L _ _ A]

Jon: $1,750.

Eugene: Can I also buy an O?

Freddie: Two donuts. Two O's.
 
[_ _ _ T L _    _ _ A _ _
S O _ T _    _ A _ O L _ _ A]

Jon: $1,500.

[Eugene spins again]

[$2000]

[Applause]

Eugene: R.

Freddie: Let's see two of those at that amount equals....OH MA DANG!!!

{Applause]

[_ _ R T L _    _ _ A _ _
S O _ T _    _ A R O L _ _ A]

Jon: $3,500.

Eugene: Let's buy an E.

Freddie: Two E's.

[_ _ R T L E    _ E A _ _
S O _ T _    _ A R O L _ _ A]

Jon: $3,250.

[Eugene spins]

[As the wheel is at $125...]

[Lose A Turn]

Freddie: Well, Eugene, it's time to skip ya. You landed on a Lose A Turn. Madeline, over to you.

[Madeline spins]

[$50]

Madeline: B as in Brittany.

Brittany: Awww! Thank you, Madeline. There is a B.

[_ _ R T L E    B E A _ _
S O _ T _    _ A R O L _ _ A]

Jon: $50.

[Madeline spins again]

[CAR ($100]]

Alvin: BEEP-BEEP!

Madeline: Y.

Freddie: You've got yourself another car chance. There is a Y.

[_ Y R T L E    B E A _ _
S O _ T _    _ A R O L _ _ A]

Madeline: I'll solve.

Jon: For $150 and the extra car chance. What is it?

Madeline: MYRTLE BEACH SOUTH CAROLINA.

Jon: You did it!

[Applause]

[MYRTYLE BEACH
SOUTH CAROLINA]

Jon: Myrtle Beach, SC. Well, Madeline you have $150. When we add that your previous winnings, you now have a total of $6,275. And more importantly, you have a 50/50 chance of a brand new car if you solve the bonus puzzle. But, Eugene and Corbin can go to the Bonus Round. Only the Big Money Round could tell us.



Jon: Freddie, spin that wheel!

[Freddie spins]

[$0]

Jon: Only a grand for each consonant we find. And here is our puzzle.

Freddie: The category is....MEGAWORD!!!

[_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _]

Jon: Now Megaword is a puzzle consiting of a word of twelve letters of more. We will tell you what the definiton of that word is after it is solved. $1,000 for each consonant we find. This could decide it. So studio audience, no help from you. Eugene, we'll start with you. Let's have a letter.

Eugene: R.

Jon: Two R's.

[_ _ R _ _ _ _ _ R _ _ _ _]

[Afterwards...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Madeline.

Madeline: T.

Jon: No T. Corbin.

Corbin: L.

Jon: No L. Eugune.

Eugene: H.

Jon: No H. Madeline.

Madeline: E.

Jon: Three E's. Vowels can be helpful but they are worth nothing.

[_ _ R _ _ _ _ E R E _ _ E]

[Afterwards...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Corbin.

Corbin: M.

Jon: There is an M.

[_ _ R _ _ M _ E R E _ _ E]

[Afterwards...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Eugene.

Eugene: I.

Jon: No money for the vowels. There is an I.

[_ I R _ _ M _ E R E _ _ E]

[Afterwards...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Madeline.

Madeline: U.

Jon: One U. And every remaining letter is a consonant.

[_ I R _ U M _ E R E _ _ E]

[Afterwards...]

[BUZZER!]

Jon: Corbin.

Corbin: C.

Jon: Three C's.

[C I R C U M _ E R E _ C E]

Corbin: CIRCUMFERENCE?

Jon: YEAH!

[Applause]

[CIRCUMFERENCE]

Jon: Layla, what is circumference?

[Now to Layla]

Layla: In geometry, the circumference of a circle is the distance around it. That is, the circumference would be the length of the circle if it were opened up and straightened out to a line segment. Since a circle is the edge of a disk, circumference is a special case of perimeter. Jon?

[Back to HQ]

Jon: Well, Corbin, you're gonna finish in second place with $4,000. We thank you for being on our show.

Corbin: You're welcome.

Jon: Eugene, sorry things didn't work here. We are gonna give you $500 and thanks.

Eugene: You're welcome, Jon.

Jon: Well, Madeline, you are the winner for today with $6,275. And you have a dual chance of a brand new car. But first, let's go to the Bonus Round.

[He and Madeline go to the Bonus Round where the Chipmunks, the Chipettes, Layla, Sora, Pamela, and Ken await holding an envelope]

Jon: Madeline, here we have ten of the most dedicated detectives of ACME. Each of them holding an envelope containing a multiplier from a double to a quadruple. One of them decoples your winnings by 10. Which of these do you think has the big 10?

Madeline: Let's go with Layla.

[Layla hands Madeline her envelope]

Layla: Good luck, Madeline. 

Jon: Very well. Let's work on this puzzle. 

Freddie: The category is Thing. Singlular.

Jon: R-S-T-L-N-E. Sora?

[_ _ _ T]

Jon: Only one today. Okay, Madeline, you know the drill here. Three cosonants and a vowel.

Madeline: C-B-M-I.

Jon: Well...

[B _ I T]

[Applause]

Jon: Only one letter left. We are gonna give you ten seconds to solve this puzzle. Studio audience, no help from you.

[The timer is set at ten seconds]

Jon: Just talk it out. What do we have?

Madeline: BAIT!

Jon: YES!!!

[Cheers and applause]

[BAIT]

Jon: Okay, Madeline, open that envelope!

Madeline: [opens her envelope] Quadruple!

[Cheers and applause]

Sora: Madeline, your wings are in your dream and on toward the sky! You have quadrupled your winnings to $25,100!

Jon: And more importantly, you have earned the right to play for...!

Brittany: A BRAND NEW CAR!!!

[Jon and Madeline head outside of the studio where Freddie, Bearbette, and Frisky (holding a key) await]

Jon: Okay, Madeline. We have the two hottest girl cubs in all of Chucklewood.

Freddie: Bearbette and Frisky. The reason they're hot is that they each wear a bikini.

Jon: Yes, sir. They have a key. One of them is the key to this...! Ken?



Ken: It's a Mistubishi Mirage!

[Applause]

Ken: This Mitsubishi Mirage features a 1.2 Liter Three-Cylinder Engine, CVT Transmission, bluetooth wireless technology, a seven inch touchscreen display, cruise control, rear spoiler, and paint and fabric protection. It's the Mitsubishi Mirage!

Jon: That car is worth $17,800. Now, Madeline, whose key do you think starts the car?

Sora: Frisky.

Frisky: [gives Madeline her key] Good luck.

Madeline: Mommy needs a new car. So bad!

Jon: Let's hope it does. Now, on the count of three, I want you to press the button. If the panic alarm goes off, your mom has won a car. Are you ready, Madeline?

Madeline: Yes.

Jon: Are you ready girls?

All girls: Yeah!

Jon: Chipmunks?

Chipmunks: Yeah!

Jon: Chipettes?

Chipettes: Yeah!

Jon: Studio audience?

Audience: YEAH!

Jon: Here we go!

[DRUMROLL!]

All: One...two...three!
...
...
...
...
...
[Madeline presses the button and...]

[The car alarm goes off]

[WILD cheers and applause]

Madeline: OH MY GOD!!!

[Madeline hugs Bearbette and Frisky, balloons and confetti fall onto the stage, Madeline's mother comes down to the stage and hugs her]

All:  [sings to the tune of Happy Birthday] Happy new car to you.
Happy new car to you.
Happy new car, dear Madeline.
Happy new car to you!

[Sora hands Madeline an ACME License Plate frame]

Jon: Wow, Madeline. Your mom is happy!

Madeline: Yes she will!

Mrs. Andelson: I don't have to share her father's car anymore. Thank you, ACME!

Jon: You're very welcome. Madeline, ready for your grand total?

Madeline: Yes.

Jon: $42,900!

[Cheers and applause]

Jon: Congratulations! Enjoy your new car!

Madeline and her mother: We will!

Freddie: Well, Jon. Season 2 is over.

Jon: Yes it is, Freddie. We had so much fun this season. We have given away over $500,000. We have news to tell you. Freddie?

Freddie: We're coming back in the fall.

[Applause]

Jon: Another new season of puzzles, cash, and cars is coming in September. 

Freddie: You bet! C'mon, Jon. Before we go camping, let's go chase the girl cubs to the ocean.

Jon: Not so fast, Freddie! We have to say goodbye first.

Freddie: Oh, yeah.

Jon: On behalf of the entire crew, and dedicated detectives of ACME Crime Net, I'm Jonathan Mann. Have a great summer. Enjoy the hot weather. And until we meet again in September...

All: KEEP ON SPINNIN' AND SOLVIN'!!!

[Cheers and applause]

[As the credits roll, Jon and Freddie chase the girl cubs to the beach. As the four approach the ocean, they splash at each other]

ACME Wheel of Fortune
Based on the game show created by
MERV GRIFFIN

Written and produced by
JONATHAN MANN

Directed by
DANA CALDERWOOD
LENN GOODSIDE

Contributing producer
"CAPTAIN" GREG LEE

Game Board/Wheel Set Designer
BIG JON'S PC GAMES

Stage Manager
JONATHAN MARKS

Make-Up/Hair Designer
SANDY REIMER

Music composed by
MERV GRIFFIN
SCORE PRODUCTIONS

Recorded at
THE ACME STUDIOS @
KAUFMAN ASTORIA
New York City

Post Production Facilites by
ACME VIDEO NET
New York and Pittsburgh

All contestants have been briefed regarding
game rules prior to their appearance and must
meet eligibility requirements to recieved
announced prizes.

Due to a technical difficulty
a spin was retaped and the program edited.



Sora: ACME Wheel is produced in New York City by an elite unit known as ACME Crime Net. Vigilance, dedication, courage! My wings are my dream and on toward the sky! Have a great summer!

 

Last edited by ACME Crime Net (5/13/2019 6:11 pm)