Narrator: Join us for a special summer preview from ACME Crime Net!




Narrator: Time out from the pool! Everyone's favorite nickel arcade man Schemer from Shining Time Station wants you to come to his place for ten minutes of your time for inspirational video lessons that sometimes teach you stuff! Written, Produced, Directed, and Starring Schemer. It's Schemer Presents! Coming this summer to ACME Crime Net! Rated TV-G.

[Another preview]

Narrator: Join Mickey, Minnie, Donald, Goofy and many more of your favorite Disney characters for a traveling music show like never before. It's Mickey's Fun Songs! Follow the gang for over forty songs circulated over three videos as they spend time in the great outdoors, visit the circus, and having a beach party. All filled with laughter, excitement, surprises, and more! Mickey's Fun Songs! Digitally enhanced in ACME HD. Coming to ACME Music Net. Rated TV-Y.

[Another trailer...]

Babs and Buster Bunny: We're waiting for the clock to strike three.
When it's 3:00 we'll be free.

Narrator: On the last day of school, when the clock strikes three.

Dodo: You're out!

Narrator: That can only mean one thing...!

Tiny Toons: Summer time is here!

Plucky: A three month vacation for kids across the nation.

Fifi: Whichever your location it's the best time of the year!

Narrator: With their term at ACME Looniversity ends, the Tiny Toons as taking you along for a three month summer vacation. Plucky Duck and Hampton go on a wild and crazy car trip to Happy World Land. We're the fun dosen't stop. Babs and Buster Bunny turn a water gun fight into a wild wettest global adventure. And Elmyra treats wild animals in a drive-thru wild safari. Well, we don't want to spoil the fun. Join the Tiny Toons for a summer vacation like never before. The question is: How I Spent My Vacation? Coming in three separate parts this summer! Only on ACME Crime Net's DailyMotion Channel. Rated TV-G.




Narrator: Season two of Dog Eat Dog is bigger and better than ever!

[A montage of clips from stunts from Season 2 are shown]

Brooke: It's time to choose the loser.

[A contestant winning $25,000]

Brooke: You've just won $25,000!

Narrator: Or the Dog Pound will take it all.



Narrator: Season two. Coming this summer to ACME's DailyMotion Channel. Rated TV-PG [One episode will be TV-14 (D).]

Jon: And when you watch these or any other ACME programs...

Freddie: Remember to make sure your room is brightly lit.

Jon: And don't sit too close to the monitor.

Freddie: Watch them, or I'll squirt water in your stomach! Maybe have a water pistol fight wth the girls.

[Laughter!]

Jon: We now return for the second half our our show.