Rated TV-14 (DLSV)

Tor: Remember to turn on some lights in the room and sit as far from the monitor as you can. Off we go!



Narrator: In New York City's fight against crime, the dedicated detectives who pursue the most vicious criminals are members of an elite unit known as ACME Crime Net.

[132 Madison Street, Friday, November 29th, 11:30am]

[Tor and Lilith sing a song by Elton John and George Michael in front of the other Exceeds, the Chipmunks, the Chipettes, and Moroha's group]

Tor: Don't let the sun go down on me.
Lilith: Although I search myself,
it's always someone else I see.
I'd just allow a fragment of your life
to wander free, baby.
Tor: 'Cause losing everything is like...
Tor and Lilith: ...the sun going down on me.

[They bow; the rest of the gang applauds]

Shizuno: I never knew you'd sing in stereo so beautifully.

Lilith: I always love a duet with my darling husband, especially if it's a song by two of my favorite British pop stars.

Moroha: Angela's quite a big fan of Elton John and George Michael, too. We heard a lot of their music at her and Sir Edward's wedding.

Tomoe: I'm sure Tor and Lilith will be perfect for the fundraiser next week, while Miyabi and I sing our own duet.

Miyabi: I only wish I'd do be the one doing a duet with Tor. My voice may not be the best among the girls in my group, but our strong connection--

Tor: Don't worry, Miyabi. There's always next year.

Satsuki: Miyabi, from what Tomoe told me, your relationship with Tor has been very strong.

Miyabi: I'd been in love with him since we first met at Kouryou Academy over four years ago. Of course, for the first two years, he wouldn't return my affections, but as the weeks went by, our bonds grew closer, and he soon made me one of the family. [quietly] And one spring day, just weeks after we graduated, our time had come. We finally did it. Twice. Of course, just after, he went ahead and did all four of us.

Satsuki: Must've been the hottest moment of your life.

Miyabi: Not nearly as much as that date we had at Coney Island during the summer. It all started early in the morning.

[She has a flashback]

[132 Madison Street, Wednesday, June 26th, 6:53am]

[The alarm blares; five of the Exceeds wake up]

Tor: [grabs his phone] An emergency this early in the morning? Seriously?!

[He receives a text: "Giant Demonoid attacking the South Street Seaport!"]

Tor: Aw, man! South Street Seaport, ladies.

Tomoe: [still naked from last night] Hold it, Tor! [grabs a change of clothes and hides herself under the sheets] You expect me to go out into the field in the buff?!

Tor: We're gonna be in our suits, Tomoe. It's no issue.

Tomoe: [comes out from under the sheets in her clothes] It is if we suddenly retroform!

Lilith: [also naked; puts on a shirt and shorts] I agree with Tomoe, darling. Besides, if we're naked in our suits, it may get drafty, especially at this time of morning.

Tor: Never mind that. Duty calls.

Miyabi: Tor's right, girls. At any rate, at least I won't be late to get ready for my beach date with Tor when this battle's over.

Julie: [takes the Megazord keys] The city's in danger, and you're worried about a date?

Tor: Julie, it's all right. We'll get that job done in no time.

[Imari yawns and wakes up]

Imari: What's going on, guys?

Tomoe: Maybe you should sit this one out, Imari. You're still a little worn out from yesterday. The five of us can handle it.

Imari: Okay. But I've got my phone. [lies back down]

Lilith: [now fully-dressed] Okay, team. Let's get down to business.

[The core five Exceeds exit the room]

[South Street Seaport, 6:56am]

[The Crystal Exceeds, on their Blaze Cycles in flight mode, fly into the scene, firing their cycles' laser cannons at the giant Demonoid; the Demonoid takes the hits and growls]

Tor: Landing!

[The Blaze Cycles land; the Exceeds get off]

Exceeds: Blaze Borgs, assemble!

[Their Blaze Borgs enter the scene]

Exceeds: [insert the Shogun Megazord keys into their phones' key adapters] We need Shogunzord power, now!

Tor: Red Shogunzord, power up!

[Blaze Borg Ruby converts to the Red Shogunzord]

Tomoe: Blue Shogunzord, power up!

[Blaze Borg Cobalt converts to the Blue Shogunzord]

Lilith: Black Shogunzord, power up!

[Blaze Borg Emerald converts to the Black Shogunzord]

Miyabi: Yellow Shogunzord, power up!

[Blaze Borg Topaz converts to the Yellow Shogunzord]

Julie: White Shogunzord, power up!

[Blaze Borg Amethyst converts to the White Shogunzord]

Exceeds: Shogun Megazord, combine!

[All five Shogunzords combine to form the Shogun Megazord; the Exceeds jump into the cockpit]

[The Demonoid spews fire at the Shogun Megazord, who doesn't flinch as it takes hits while marching toward the Demonoid]

Tor: Take this, you freak!

[The Megazord punches the Demonoid in the gut, sending it flying back]

Exceeds: Shogun Megazord, fire saber!

[The Megazord strikes the Demonoid w/its fire saber, hitting it hard; the Demonoid falls to the ground, and an explosion is shown; one of its chips is sent flying; the Megazord slices the chip in half with its saber, melting it]

Lilith: One chip down, one to go.

Miyabi: We'll need the Falconzord for the next chip.

[The Demonoid reassembles and roars ferociously]

[Cut to the Shogun Megazord's cockpit; Tor whips out the remote-control device]

Tor: It's time I gave this device a try. [inputs the codes] Falconzord, power up!

[Outside, the Falconzord screeches loudly as it flies into the scene; it combines with the Shogun Megazord to form the Shogun MegaFalconzord]

[The angry Demonoid fires a burst of black flames at the Shogun MegaFalconzord, but the Megazord is unaffected]

Exceeds: Shogun MegaFalconzord, FIRE!!

[The Shogun MegaFalconzord fires projectiles from the Falconzord's wingtips at the Demonoid, hitting it hard and destroying the other chip inside it; the Demonoid screams, falls to the ground, and an explosion is shown]

Exceeds: Checkmate!

[They jump out of the cockpit; the Shogun MegaFalconzord disengages; the Shogunzords revert to the Blaze Borgs, then vanish; the Falconzord flies away into the sunrise]

Tor: This remote really does work wonders for our battles.

Tomoe: See, Miyabi? We made great time.

Miyabi: Thank goodness. It takes at least half an hour to get there from the warehouse, and we gotta stop for breakfast on the way to the beach.

Tor: C'mon, ladies. Let's head back.

[They get on their cycles and drive off]

[In Harry and Noah's hideout, Harry receives a transmission from Captain Omen]

Omen: Only 24 hours, and the Crystal Exceeds remain victorious. First Barbarax falls short of delivering on what he promised me, then the slacking cook to whom you sold that robot fails miserably, and now even Westcott can't beat them with a Demonoid.

Harry: Alfie let his greed and lack of common sense get the better of him. It's his fault.

Omen: Silence! Don't blow it again!

[The transmission ends]

Noah: [kicks pieces of the destroyed robot from yesterday] B*llocks! I told Alfie to burn that café to the ground with Kokonoe inside, and that if he didn't, he'd crush him with that robot! But no! He had to let the Exceeds live and leave me this worthless pile of junk! [growls] But at least we made good money and he'll keep his word to remain silent about us. Uncle Harry, what's our next move?

Harry: According to our drones, Exceeds Ruby and Topaz are planning a beach date at Coney Island.

Noah: Another date? That philanderer! Bedding five beautiful broads, including the one I was supposed to wed! And what do I get?! Cut off from my father's business, rejected by the only woman worthy of me, and the only way to get back on my feet is to become a black marketeer.

Harry: And you're doing a good job of it.

Noah: Financially, yes, but in terms of destroying Exceed Ruby, no.

Harry: Anyway, once the loving couple arrives on the beach, find a single guy there and have him stalk the girl. And sell him a robot for backup in case all else fails. Give him a refund if he succeeds.

Noah: [puts on a pair of shades, a straw hat, and a false beard] No problem.

[132 Madison Street, 7:52am]

[In the Exceeds' bathroom, Miyabi puts on her new bikini, then puts on a pair of denim shorts and a cover-up shirt; she gets out of the bathroom, puts on a pair of flip-flops, and packs in her beach bag her Blaze Phone, a bottle of suntan lotion, towels, a paper fan, and a water pistol; Tor is all dressed in his beach clothing and packed]

Tor: Ready to rock and roll, Miyabi?

Miyabi: Mm-hmm. More than ever!

[They put on their shades and hold hands as they take their bags and exit the warehouse; they get in the Exceeds' SUV and drive off]

[Park View Diner, Coney Island, Brooklyn, NY, 8:40am]

[Tor and Miyabi are having breakfast]

Miyabi: What better way to start off the date than a bountiful breakfast with my husband?

Tor: [holds up his beverage] Here's to a lovely date we'll be having together.

Tor and Miyabi: [clink their glasses] Cheers!

[They drink]

[Later, at Brighton Beach, Tor lays down two large sand-repellant towels on the sand; he sits down on the left towel; Miyabi props up a beach umbrella]

Miyabi: Tell me honestly, Tor.

[She removes her shorts and cover-up shirt; Tor blushes at the sight of Miyabi in her yellow V-neck bikini]

Miyabi: How do you like my new bikini?

[Tor gulps, then looks down at his lower body and gasps]

Miyabi: [giggles] Judging from that, I'd say you love it.

Tor: [embarrassed] Yeah.

[Miyabi lies down front-first and extracts her suntan lotion from her bag]

Miyabi: Wanna rub some lotion on me?

Tor: [takes the bottle] No problem.

[He opens the bottle, pours lotion into his hands, rubs them together, then applies the lotion to Miyabi's body; Miyabi moans throughout]

[Afterwards, Miyabi rests on her back; Tor observes her body]

Tor: [in his mind] Miyabi, you've got such a beautiful body. After we get back home,... You and me.

[He lies down]

Miyabi: Tor, I'm glad you brought me to Coney Island today.

Tor: Hey, the fun's only just begun. You up for some hot dogs at noon?

Miyabi: Always. And afterwards, it's amusement park time.

Tor: We'll have a great time. Just you and me.

Miyabi: I love you so much, Tor.

[She and Tor kiss; unbeknownst to them, Noah, still in disguise, watches them through binoculars from afar]

Noah: [in his mind] Contemptible infidel.

[He suddenly overhears a conversation from a pair of tourists]

Woman: Listen to me, Marv. Ever since we started dating, you've been nothing but trouble.

Marv: C'mon, bae. It's just my way with women. Just that you're the only woman not to resist me.

Woman: And it's obvious as to why. If you can't keep your hands and lips to yourself more often, you're not the guy for me.

[She storms off]

Marv: Well, fine! I'll find someone else!

[Noah walks up to him]

Noah: [in a fake North American accent] A womanizer, eh?

Marv: What's it to you, pal?

Noah: I've had my share. But every young woman I ever come across likes to rebuff my affections, like that one did to you.

Marv: What do you want with me, man?

Noah: If you want a real woman to witness the charm of a real man, then this is the one for you.

[He shows Marv a recent photograph of Miyabi Hotaka]

Marv: How do you expect me to find a woman like this?

Noah: She happens to be on this very beach.

[He points at the spot where Tor and Miyabi are resting]

Marv: [scoffs] She's got a man herself.

Noah: I say you keep an eye on her. [holds up a remote] But if she rejects you, you might want to use this.

Marv: What's that for?

[Noah whispers in his ear]

Marv: Oh. You know, I've been wanting to get back at ACME Crime Net for putting me in juvie three years ago.

Noah: Oh? What'd you do?

Marv: I was 16. I attacked my first girlfriend when we had an argument. I took a guilty plea. Spent a year in juvie. But my girlfriend left the state, and most of my family left me alone. None of 'em have ever spoken to me since. I'd been living with my grandmother ever since. I never forgave ACME for ruining me.

Noah: With this robot, you'll get more. But nothing comes free. $10,000, cash only.

Marv: [hands Noah $10,000 cash] Fine. I was gonna buy a car with this, but whatever. I can get a cab or Uber.

Noah: [hands Harry the remote] Sold. But don't let anyone see that remote.

[Marv smirks and hides the remote in his right pocket; Noah leaves]

[As time goes by, Tor and Miyabi play on the beach; they shoot water pistols at each other; they build a small fort in the sand, then they splash each other in the water and play with their beach ball; all the while, Marv watches them; at around 11:50, as Tor returns to his towel, Miyabi stretches; Marv approaches her]

Marv: Excuse me.

Miyabi: Yes?

Marv: You look pretty fierce. I like that in a beautiful woman.

Miyabi: Oh, that's really nice of you. But--

Marv: Shy, huh? It's normal for women of your caliber.

Miyabi: I used to be that way when I was in high school.

Marv: Anyway, the name's Marv. Marv Beaufort. I was wondering if you'd hang out with me. See, my girlfriend dumped me. I can't understand why a woman would--

Miyabi: Sorry, Marv, but I'm in the middle of a date of my own. Excuse me.

[She returns to her spot]

Marv: [in his mind] Well, that didn't work. But I'm not giving up. Whatever she's doing next, I'll make her mine yet.

Tor: What kept you?

Miyabi: Some guy, offering me a date. I said no to him.

Tor: Thank God. What if that guy was some perv?

Miyabi: You're a pervert, too, you know.

Tor: But at least I'm the type of pervert who treats his women with tenderness. I can't take any chances with pervs who don't.

Miyabi: That's the Tor I know and love. [cools herself with her paper fan] Whew! What a scorcher. Even wading in the water doesn't help much.

Tor: [looks at the clock on his phone] Yeah. We'd better pack up and get ready for lunch.

[Miyabi nods, dries herself, and puts her shorts back on; the couple packs their stuff and make their way to the SUV, as Marv watches]

[Later, at Nathan's Hot Dogs, Tor and Miyabi sit down to eat their hot dogs]

Tor and Miyabi: Please bless this food.

[They start eating]

Miyabi: Hey, Tor, did you know that every 4th of July, Nathan's holds a hot dog eating contest?

Tor: Oh, yeah. I've heard about it. Plus, you see that guy in the corner?

[He and Miyabi notice Joey Chestnut scarfing down hot dogs in a corner of the restaurant]

Tor: That guy is last year's champion. 74 hot dogs in 10 minutes.

Miyabi: I read about him. I hear he won 11 times before, and he's competing again this year. Maybe you could go up against him.

Tor: Nah. Even though I love my meats, a competitive eating contest is too much for me to handle.

Miyabi: That's too bad, 'cause ACME's holding their own competitive eating contest this December, the day after the dinner show.

Tor: Hmm... Well, I'll have to think about that one.

Miyabi: Don't worry, love. Entries don't start 'til November. You got plenty of time to think about it.

[They place their straws in one of their colas and drink it together; unknown to them, Marv watches from another corner]

Marv: [in his mind] You won't be thinkin' about nothin' after I get rid of you, pug.

[Later, at the amusement park, Tor and Miyabi take in all the attractions; they ride the rides, share refreshments, and play the games, all under Marv's watchful eye]

[After a few hours, Marv watches as Miyabi (now with a suntan) and Tor (bags of prizes on hand) gaze at the sun from the boardwalk]

Marv: All right, pug. Your time of judgment has come, and that bimbo will be all mine.

[He whips out a gun]

Miyabi: I wish this date would last forever, Tor. I had a lot of fun today.

Tor: Me, too. Plus, you look cute with that suntan.

Miyabi: [giggles] Thanks. I feel like a new woman this way. It's too bad suntans don't last forever. But at least my love for you will.

[They gaze into each other's eyes and are about to kiss, when suddenly, Miyabi notices Marv behind them about to pull the trigger]

Miyabi: DUCK!

[She tackles Tor to the ground just as Marv opens fire, barely missing]

Marv: Damn it!

Miyabi: Are you okay, Tor?

Tor: Yeah, but what was all that about?

Miyabi: It's Marv! He tried to shoot us!

Marv: [tosses his gun aside] That was only meant for your man! You're lucky that was my only bullet! But you two won't be as lucky against this! [pushes a button on his remote]

[Emerging from the sea is a giant demonic enemy robot; people panic and run out of the park, leaving Tor and Miyabi behind]

Marv: [jumps into the cockpit] Now to wipe you both out!

[The enemy robot fires lasers at the two Exceeds]

Tor and Miyabi: Blaze Morph! Blaze on!

[They get suited up and repel the lasers with their Blazes]

Tor: Sick freak!

Marv: Oh, the Crystal Exceeds. Well, no matter. This robot will destroy you both! Ruby for denying me such a beautiful babe, and Topaz for rebuffing my affections!

Miyabi: I'd never date a freak like you! Tor is the only man I'm loyal to!

Tor: If you can't accept that, then you're no man at all! [whips out his Crystal Coin] Ruby Panther!

Miyabi: [extracts her own coin] Topaz Bear!

[They jump into the cockpits as said Blaze Beasts appear and charge at the enemy robot, which fires volcanic fireballs from its right-arm-mounted cannon at the two; the Ruby Panther pushes the Topaz Bear out of the way]

Tor: Try and ruin my date, eh?!

Marv: A womanizer such as you doesn't deserve a chick as hot as her! And since I know she's a Crystal Exceed now, I might as well kill the both of you with this robot!

[Suddenly, the Cobalt Scorpion, Emerald Leopard, and Amethyst Eagle charge into the scene and strike the enemy robot with their attacks]

Miyabi: Nice of you guys to drop in!

Tomoe: [from the Cobalt Scorpion] You think we're gonna let this repeat offender get away with his perversions?

[Cut to the Ruby Panther's cockpit]

Tor: Repeat offender?

[He looks up Marv's profile on his phone]

Tor: Marvin Krantz, sexual assault pled down to assault, did a year in juvie. That son of a bitch!

[Cut to the Topaz Bear's cockpit]

Miyabi: No wonder your last girlfriend dumped you, Marv!

[Cut to the enemy robot's cockpit]

Marv: She just never understood my charm and good looks, just like you refuse to.

[Split-screen to all six cockpits (Tomoe, Lilith, and Julie are all suited up)]

Tomoe: Look at him, guys. He's in denial. Refusing to accept that he gets dumped because he's a sick pervert.

Miyabi: Just 'cause I said no doesn't give you the right to stalk us and try and kill us!

Marv: If I can't have you, then no one can!

Julie: Enough ranting! Let's get this over with!

Lilith: Everyone attack him at once!

[All five Blaze Beasts strike the enemy robot w/their attacks]

Miyabi: Let's try another Zord mode!

[She and the other Exceeds insert the Zeo Megazord keys into the key adapters of their phones]

Exceeds: Zord mode, transform! We need Zeo Zord power, now!

[The Blaze Beasts take the form of the Zeo Zords:
Amethyst Eagle: Zeo Zord I: Moai
Topaz Bear: Zeo Zord II: Dogu
Cobalt Scorpion: Zeo Zord III: Sphinx
Emerald Leopard: Zeo Zord IV: Bull
Ruby Panther: Zeo Zord V: Phoenix]

Marv: Nobody told me you had that kind of power!

Miyabi: Zeo Zords, combine!

[All five Zords combine to form the Zeo Megazord]

[Cut to the cockpit with all five Exceeds]

Exceeds: Zeo Megazord, ready!

[Outside, the Zeo Megazord fights Marv's robot; both engage in close-range hand-to-hand combat]

Marv: Well, that don't matter to me! You can't maintain this power indefinitely!

Miyabi: Stow it!

[The Megazord kicks the robot back; the enemy robot takes a giant leap and prepares to fire its cannon]

[Cut back to the cockpit; Tor and Lilith switch seats]

Lilith: Zeo IV Battle Helmet, activate!

[Outside, the Megazord switches to the Zeo IV Battle Helmet]

Lilith: Engaging gravity!

[The Megazord fires gravity-based energy from its horns at the enemy robot, slamming it to the ground fast]

Lilith: You're up next, Julie!

[She and Julie switch seats]

Julie: Zeo I Battle Helmet, activate!

[The Megazord switches to the Zeo I Battle Helmet]

Julie: Firing cannons!

[The Megazord fires from the cannon on its helmet at the enemy robot, hitting it hard]

[Julie and Tomoe switch seats]

Tomoe: Zeo III Battle Helmet, activate!

[The Megazord switches to the Zeo III Battle Helmet]

Tomoe: Let's give 'em a taste of pyramid power!

[The Megazord fires a blue beam from its helmet at the enemy robot, telekinetically lifting it and slamming it back to the ground repeatedly]

Miyabi: My turn! Zeo II Battle Helmet, activate!

[The Megazord switches to the Zeo II Battle Helmet]

Miyabi: Fire up the rockets!

[The Megazord's rocket boosters cause it to charge at the enemy robot at high speed and kick it toward the sea]

Miyabi: And for good measure,...!

[The Megazord fires lasers from its helmet cannons at the robot, hitting it hard]

Miyabi: Take it, Tor!

[She and Tor switch seats]

Tor: Zeo V Battle Helmet, activate!

[The Megazord switches back to its default helmet and becomes equipped with its saber]

Tor: Warrior Mode, ready!

[The enemy robot charges at the Megazord]

Marv: Don't force me to kill you!

[His robot prepares to open fire again]

Exceeds: Zeo Megazord saber, power up!

[The saber glows; the Zeo Megazord swings and strikes the robot with it, electrifying it; the Megazord converts back to the Primal Blaze King]

Tor: And that's just the icing on the cake!

Exceeds: Primal Katana, Primal Slash!

[The Primal Blaze King bisects the enemy robot with its glowing katana]

[Cut to the enemy robot's cockpit; Marv screams as sparks fly from the control panel]

Marv: All that money, wasted!

[Outside, his robot splits in half and engulfs in a massive explosion]

[Cut back to the Primal Blaze King's cockpit]

Miyabi: Checkmate! Kouryou Squadron...!

All five: Crystal Exceeds!

[They jump out of the cockpit and approach the wreckage of Marv's robot; Marv emerges from the debris and limps toward the Exceeds, pulling out a hand grenade]

Marv: Damn you! I won't let your organization get away with ruining my life! Because of you, most of my family has abandoned me, and I'll never get a wife!

Tor: Put that down, Marv.

Marv: You're all coming with me straight to Hell.

[As he removes the safety from the grenade, Miyabi spins her lance like a drill]

Miyabi: Crystal Drill Spin!

[She strikes Marv backwards with her lance before he can throw it; he still grips it; Miyabi pulls her lance back just before the grenade explodes; after the smoke clears, Marv lies dead on the sand; all five Exceeds revert to normal]

Miyabi: You just don't learn.

[Later, police stuff Marv's body in a bag and carry it away; the Exceeds look on from the boardwalk]

Tor: And yet another date almost ruined by a criminal.

Miyabi: That creep Marv was the worst.

Tomoe: I talked to his ex-girlfriend. She's glad he's dead. She said he'd been nothing but handsy and breathing all over her since they started dating.

Lilith: I just hope Julie and I don't have that same trouble on our dates.

Julie: Mm-hmm. Komme. Tor and Miyabi have a date to finish.

Tomoe: Okay. Oh! [hands Miyabi the bag] Here. Your souvenirs.

Miyabi: Thanks, Tomoe.

Lilith: Don't forget, Tor, Lady Liberty tomorrow. [kisses Tor]

Tor: As if I'd ever let you down.

[Lilith, Julie, and Tomoe leave]

Miyabi: Now, Tor, where were we?

Tor: [looks behind him] No perps in sight.

[Miyabi giggles; the two kiss, then resume their fun at the amusement park; they take photos of each other, then finish with a selfie as the sun begins to set; on their way back to the SUV, Tor and Miyabi eat ice cream cones]

Miyabi: This was the best date I've ever had, Tor. I had a lot of fun today.

Tor: So did I, Miyabi. It's too bad it all has to end.

Miyabi: You know, it doesn't have to. When we get home,... [whispers in Tor's ear]

Tor: [blushes] Oh...

[Later, back at the warehouse, Tor takes a shower]

Miyabi: [from behind the door] Hey, Tor?

Tor: Hmm?

Miyabi: Can I shower with you?

Tor: Uh, sure. No problem.

[Miyabi, still in her bikini, opens the door and enters the shower; she closes the door]

Miyabi: I thought I'd start in my bikini.

[Tor gazes at her body from head to toe]

Tor: Miyabi, that body--

[Miyabi blushes, then looks down]

Miyabi: Oh, my. My bikini's really working.

[Later, the two bathe together in the tub, then are in bed together (Tor is in his shirt and boxers; Miyabi is naked)]

Miyabi: Exhausting, isn't it, Tor?

Tor: Yeah, and I've got a date with Lilith tomorrow.

Miyabi: I'm sure you'll have a great time with her. [hugs Tor close to her breasts] Right now, I have you the rest of the night. [drapes the sheets over herself and Tor] Good night, my handsome husband.

Tor: Sleep tight, my wonderful wife.

[They kiss and fall asleep]

[Back to the present]

Satsuki: You never did find the guy who gave Marv that robot?

Miyabi: No, but we're still investigating. A lot of criminals we've been running into lately all had the same story. Some of us think it was an escaped convict-- A greedy chipmunk who was known for cheating people out of their money.

Satsuki: Oh, yeah, this "Uncle Harry" guy. Alvin told me stories about him. I just hope you actually catch him, even if you have to kill him.

Miyabi: Who knows?

Tomoe: Miyabi! I need you for a duet!

Miyabi: Oh, right! Excuse me, Satsuki.

[She joins Tomoe at the center of the room; Tomoe hands her a microphone]

Tomoe: Miyabi and I wanna practice with the theme song to one of our favorite American sitcoms.

Miyabi: Kick it, Tor!

[Tor starts the music]

Tomoe and Miyabi: [walk like Laverne and Shirley] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8,
schlemiel, schlimazel, hasenpfeffer incorporated!

We're gonna do it!

Tomoe: Give us any chance, we'll take it.
Read us any rule, we'll break it.
We're gonna make our dreams come true,
doin' it our way.

Miyabi: Nothing's gonna turn us back now.
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We're gonna make our dreams come true,
doin' it our way.

Tomoe: There's nothing we won't try.
Never heard the word "impossible".
Miyabi: This time, there's no stopping us.
Tomoe and Miyabi: We're gonna do it!

Tomoe: On your mark, get set, and go now.
Miyabi: Got a dream and we just know now.
Tomoe and Miyabi: We're gonna make that dream come true.
And we'll do it our way.
Yes, our way.
Make all our dreams come true.
And we'll do it our way.
Yes, our way.
Make all our dreams come true...
for me and you.
For me and you.

[They dance as the credits appear; the rest of the gang claps to the beat]

Tomoe and Miyabi: Nothing's gonna turn us back now.
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We're gonna make our dreams come true,
doin' it our way.

Tomoe: There's nothing we won't try.
Never heard the word "impossible".
Miyabi: This time, there's no stopping us.
Tomoe and Miyabi: We're gonna do it!

Tomoe: On your mark, get set, and go now.
Miyabi: Got a dream and we just know now.
Tomoe and Miyabi: We're gonna make that dream come true.
And we'll do it our way.
Yes, our way.
Make all our dreams come true.
And we'll do it our way.
Yes, our way.
Make all our dreams come true...
for me and you!

[FINAL NOTE:
Following the death of Marvin Beaufort, the case against him was marked "closed".
No funeral was arranged.
His grandmother, Marilyn Beaufort, passed away from natural causes three months later at the age of 81.
The rest of the Beaufort family attended her funeral, but was never notified of Marv's death.]


Lilith: Next time: Liberative Lillith.

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