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Mia: The ACME Summer Movie.
[Keystone State Park, 4:22pm]
[At Jon and Freddie's campsite, Jon and Freddie see a female raccoon wearing an orange t-shirt and blue jean shorts walking to the edge of the lake]
Freddie: Hey, Jon. Look at this chick.
Jon: Yeah. She's about to take a dive into the lake.
Freddie: Isn't she beautiful?
Jon: Yeah.
[The female takes off her shorts revealing a bottom of her orange bikini]
Freddie: Oh look. Now just take off the shirt.
Jon: Come on. Come on.
[The female then puts her foot on the water and then stretches for a bit. Then takes off her shirt to reveal the rest of her bikini]
[Jon and Freddie do a wolf whistle]
Freddie: She is so damn hot.
Jon: Wish you and I can go on a date with her.
Freddie: Maybe.
Jon: [to the camera] Oh. Hi. Welcome to The ACME Summer Movie. Freddie and I love to stare at girls in bikinis.
Freddie: Whether we see them on the beach, in the pool or on our campsite. Just today, we stared at a girl bear and a vixen in a bikinis. They are chickens like Bearbette and Frisky. And then earlier, we saw a female raccoon which she took of her clothes and revealed her bikini as she is about to go for a swim on the lake.
Jon: I always had crushes on girls in bikinis.
Freddie: Me too.
Jon: Speaking of girls, our movie tonight is about two girls. Not just any two girls: Twin girls.
Jon: It's Haley Mills and Haley Mills in a dual-role playing two daughters of a divorced couple. The girls, who have long been separated met for the first time by accident at summer camp. But after discovering they are long-lost twin sisters, they concoct an outragous scheme to switch places in an effort to get their parents back together.
Freddie: Based on Erich Kästner's novel Lottie and Lisa, it's The Parent Trap. Coming up next!
[They saw the female raccoon diving into the lake who then swims]
Jon: Got the room brightly lit? Not standing too close to the screen?
Freddie: It's showtime! C'mon, Jon let's get acquainted with that girl.
Jon: Let's put on our bathing suits first!