Rated TV-PG (L)

Gong: Yo, everyone! Gong's all ready for The ACME Sunday Night Movie. Are you? Just remember to watch in a brightly-lit room, and don't sit too close to your screen. Let's go!



Theodore: Tonight on The ACME Sunday Night Movie. He's never coached.

Gordon Bombay: I hate hockey and I don't like kids.

Peter Mark: What's this supposed to be, a pep talk?

Theodore: They never won.

Goldberg: Only for a little while. l'm moving back to Philly.

Bombay: Thank you for sharing that.

Theodore: But with some hard work, a little luck and that special bond from the coach of his players...

Goldberg: I'm gonna die.

Theodore: They'll become a team. Emilo Estevez. The Might Ducks. Next!